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I quote redvsblue. see the mature forums for the link...

Oh come on people!

"Say hallo.... to my lee-dl fren'"

Game, set and match!

Ahh, ace ventura, thats a breath of skunky air.....


How about "My toes are getting pruney." Anyone but dunvis get that?

"I shall empty my nostrils in your direction...."

My kids love that one! hehe - so do I!

This is so cool. I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this. I tend to get many, MANY blank stares. And it's just not funny if you have to explain it. Somebody said they quote commercials, that is so me. Not only do I soemtimes quote them, but I've been known to sing the little jungles at times.

I have lots of movies and stuff that I quote. I'd have to say I probably use Monty Python the most. But I also probably do various kid's movies a lot too.

It's only a flesh wound.

'Look at the bones!'
'And now for something completely different.'
'This is an ex-parrot!'
'I wipe my bottom at you stupid English kannigets!'

Long live MONTY PYTHON!

>"Oh, runnin' away are ya? You yella!..."

>"So, to make a long story short"-- "Too late."

>"Is this seat for you?" "Ho, no. I'm merely a humble butler." "And what exactly do you do?" "I butle, sir."

>"Ours not to reason why, ours but to do and die." --"Die?" "Merely quoting, sir, Alfred Lord Tennyson." "Ah, I prefer Kipling, myself... The female of the species is more deadly than the male... You like Kipling, Miss Scarlet?" "Sure, I'll eat anything."

>"You cannot make an omlette without breaking eggs-- every cook'll tell you that!" "But look what happened to the cook!"

>"Oh, naughty, wicked, Zute!"

If anyone has recongized a particular few of these lines, they will note I have at times been very obsessed with the movie, Clue

Oh yes. And I hate when someone says "Play it again, Sam." ARGHHHHHHH

I got a million of them...

"That still only counts as one!"
Gimili, when Legolas shoots down a Mumak, LOTR

Legolas: "The trees are speaking to each other! They are filled with anger..."
Aragorn: "Gimili, lower your axe!"
In Fangorn Forest, LOTR

Gandalf: I once knew every spell in the tongues of Elves, Men, and Orcs, and yet...
Pippin: What are you going to do then?
Gandalf: Knock your head against these walls, Peregin Took! And if that does not open them, then at least i will have peace from stupid questions!
At the doors of Moria, LOTR

(Pippin edged backwards and brushed the dwarf skeleton on the well. The dwarf's head fell off and dropped into the well, helm and all. The clanging sound echoed through the entire mine. Everyone in the Fellowship turned to look at him. And just when he thought it couldn't get worse, the entire skeleton fell into the pit, followed by the metal weiht on which it was chained. Pippin thought the clanging would never stop.)
(Gandalf turned to the petrified hobbit, anger blazing from his eyes. he slammed the book shut.)
Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!
Balin's Tomb, LOTR

Don't worry, Shrek. Almost everyone who meets you wants to kill you!
Donkey, Shrek 2

"Everything just looks bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hit man to whack you."
Donkey, Shrek 2

Obi-Wan: What took you so long?
Anakin: Oh, you know, master, i had to find a speeder that i liked.
Obi-Wan: If you put that much effort into your saber technique, you would rival Master Yoda as a swordsman!
Anakin: I though i already did?
Obi-Wan: Only in your mind, my very young apprentice!
Speeder chase, Attack of the Clones

Obi-wan: Dont ever do that again!
Anakin: I'm sorry, Master, i thought you liked flying?
Obi-wan: I don't mind flying, but what you're doing is suicide!

SOCK!
"That felt good."
Hermione, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"Bloody hell!"
Ron, Harry Potter (No particular episode)


And of course, we shall never forget the greatest quote in history...

"Something wicked this way comes!"

Lines and scenes from my various faves.

Aren't you going to credit Shakespeare (although... I don't know that he didn't pinch that line from the bible - it's something he did a lot)

Double, double toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble

Gotta love Willy the Shake! He was a groovy guy.

Get thee to a nunnery!

Hamlet. My fave of all Shake's plays.

Shakespeare was racist.