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18 Apr 2007, 7:58 pm

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18 Apr 2007, 8:20 pm

Depends on the company. If I am with people I can actually talk to about something, it is okay. I hate when people go on and on about nothing. I was at one party where I enjoyed the company of the hosts' cats and dogs more than I enjoyed the company of most of the people.

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19 Apr 2007, 6:18 am

Like doin' a jisaw puzzle, when you dont know what the picture is and none of the pieces fit anyway...

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19 Apr 2007, 6:26 am

Like chewing on a candy coated electric fence. It's nice but sooner or later you're gonna get zapped. (Your voltage may vary , for me it's about 12v car battery.)

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19 Apr 2007, 6:54 am

If they people aren't my good friends, it's like going to school to find out you have an important exam of your weakest and most loathed subject... and you forgot to study.

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19 Apr 2007, 7:58 am

... having your head exploding continuously for several hours.

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19 Apr 2007, 6:30 pm

Juggling while riding a unicycle on an oil-slick in a glass-walled enclosure with whoever you're talking to outside staring in at you.

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19 Apr 2007, 7:18 pm

LostInSpace wrote:

Juggling while riding a unicycle on an oil-slick in a glass-walled enclosure with whoever you're talking to outside staring in at you.

That's a great example!

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19 Apr 2007, 9:00 pm

Trying to get rid of genital warts with sandpaper.

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19 Apr 2007, 9:12 pm

its like having a bigspotlight following you around with music playing that you dont like

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19 Apr 2007, 10:12 pm

LostInSpace wrote:

Juggling while riding a unicycle on an oil-slick in a glass-walled enclosure with whoever you're talking to outside staring in at you.

Nice! I can see that.

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19 Apr 2007, 10:23 pm

...is like being gang raped by bears.

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19 Apr 2007, 10:39 pm

Attending a convention of bees.

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19 Apr 2007, 11:32 pm

a night terror that's without error.

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20 Apr 2007, 12:24 am

...being forced to be in some crappy TV show in a foreign language, where everyone is playing a role, and they know their role, but you don't know yours, and you forget your lines and so you stand back and watch the events unfold in strange ritualistic ways that you're not quite sure of how they came into being, and when the actors see that you don't know what the hell you're doing, they ignore you and continue with their odd and mindless chatter.
And then you go home.

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20 Apr 2007, 12:37 am

annoying, but I can deal with it.

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