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29 Apr 2016, 12:36 pm

Not blind. I can feel it. I know when I'm dirty. It feels different. And I can tell by how the wet wipe feels on my butt, lol.



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29 Apr 2016, 12:51 pm

That reminds me: I always wondered if/how people use computers blindly and/or how many even do.
Don't they need at least a bit of help from outside (at least in setting it up) or does voice command software actually really work that well?

My experience with voice-controlled things was... definitely not so satisfying and I'm close to say I'm not fond of that technology, just like I'm not fond of touch-controlled devices. :|


Maybe not as awkward as the preceding questions, but why do people consider being drunk to be fun and let it happen despite the consequences on the next day? How does it even feel like?

I've never been drunk myself and have no intentions to, but I have been getting medication for years (luckily just once a week) that made me feel like what is described as being hung over the day after, and I wouldn't understand why someone would even risk feeling that way or what would be worth it. It's nasty and so tiring! :x


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29 Apr 2016, 12:52 pm

tetris wrote:
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Your johnson is like the rest of your body, made mostly of water, so it has neutral buoyancy. Doesnt really go either up or down in water.


So it doesn't float? I feel slightly disappointed now, for some strange reason.
LOL!! I don't know why I find that funny but I do. :D


I feel like it should float, why I have no idea, I think it would be quite funny if it did float.


hard to say. But when Ive been in deep water in trunks without underpants-it seems like your genitalia moves around independently of your torso a little bit if you shimmy around in the water. But your stuff does not strongly move upward like a beach ball. Your genitalia kinda just hangs wieghtless at its own level. So its basically neutrally buoyant.



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29 Apr 2016, 12:54 pm

Yigeren wrote:
Not blind. I can feel it. I know when I'm dirty. It feels different. And I can tell by how the wet wipe feels on my butt, lol.

Sometimes I can feel it too but those last little bits are the ones I have to see. I can't feel those. :D


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29 Apr 2016, 12:59 pm

Sylvastor wrote:
That reminds me: I always wondered if/how people use computers blindly and/or how many even do.
Don't they need at least a bit of help from outside (at least in setting it up) or does voice command software actually really work that well?

My experience with voice-controlled things was... definitely not so satisfying and I'm close to say I'm not fond of that technology, just like I'm not fond of touch-controlled devices. :|


Maybe not as awkward as the preceding questions, but why do people consider being drunk to be fun and let it happen despite the consequences on the next day? How does it even feel like?

I've never been drunk myself and have no intentions to, but I have been getting medication for years (luckily just once a week) that made me feel like what is described as being hung over the day after, and I wouldn't understand why someone would even risk feeling that way or what would be worth it. It's nasty and so tiring! :x
I actually also wonder those same exact things. I was just wondering how blind people use computers while I was eating lunch just now. I thought perhaps voice command. I think it can work pretty well now. That was my first guess. They also have braille keyboards. I have relatives and friends who are legally blind but not completely so they have enough vision to make out what is on the screen and they just know what letters are on the keys by position. But with a braille keyboard typing becomes easier and then the computer can use voice to speak to them what is on the screen.

I have never been drunk either. I don't understand what is so fun about it either. I also don't understand how people like the taste of beer. I tasted it once and thought it tasted like dirt.


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29 Apr 2016, 1:01 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
tetris wrote:
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tetris wrote:
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Your johnson is like the rest of your body, made mostly of water, so it has neutral buoyancy. Doesnt really go either up or down in water.


So it doesn't float? I feel slightly disappointed now, for some strange reason.
LOL!! I don't know why I find that funny but I do. :D


I feel like it should float, why I have no idea, I think it would be quite funny if it did float.


hard to say. But when Ive been in deep water in trunks without underpants-it seems like your genitalia moves around independently of your torso a little bit if you shimmy around in the water. But your stuff does not strongly move upward like a beach ball. Your genitalia kinda just hangs wieghtless at its own level. So its basically neutrally buoyant.

Good to know. Good thing it doesn't bounce like a beach ball, that seems to me like it could painful.


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29 Apr 2016, 1:07 pm

skibum wrote:
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That reminds me: I always wondered if/how people use computers blindly and/or how many even do.
Don't they need at least a bit of help from outside (at least in setting it up) or does voice command software actually really work that well?

My experience with voice-controlled things was... definitely not so satisfying and I'm close to say I'm not fond of that technology, just like I'm not fond of touch-controlled devices. :|


Maybe not as awkward as the preceding questions, but why do people consider being drunk to be fun and let it happen despite the consequences on the next day? How does it even feel like?

I've never been drunk myself and have no intentions to, but I have been getting medication for years (luckily just once a week) that made me feel like what is described as being hung over the day after, and I wouldn't understand why someone would even risk feeling that way or what would be worth it. It's nasty and so tiring! :x
I actually also wonder those same exact things. I was just wondering how blind people use computers while I was eating lunch just now. I thought perhaps voice command. I think it can work pretty well now. That was my first guess. They also have braille keyboards. I have relatives and friends who are legally blind but not completely so they have enough vision to make out what is on the screen and they just know what letters are on the keys by position. But with a braille keyboard typing becomes easier and then the computer can use voice to speak to them what is on the screen.

I have never been drunk either. I don't understand what is so fun about it either. I also don't understand how people like the taste of beer. I tasted it once and thought it tasted like dirt.

Oh, that's interesting. Good to know. However, I've been wondering how the reading software works, it would be pretty tiring to get through "My Account. Zero New Messages. Log Out. Forums. Videos." etc. first before getting to the text you want to have read itself. :lol:
As for voice recognition and dictating software, even nowadays it makes so many flaws although I try to speak as clearly as possible. It must hate me. :(

Same here with beer! Although I did try it a second time with a different kind everyone claimed would be sweet and tasty... it still wasn't tasty at all, but it was indeed somewhat more endurable than what I had at first. I would have chosen a different, likely less pleasant sounding comparison than you though. :lol:


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29 Apr 2016, 2:06 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
tetris wrote:
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tetris wrote:
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Your johnson is like the rest of your body, made mostly of water, so it has neutral buoyancy. Doesnt really go either up or down in water.


So it doesn't float? I feel slightly disappointed now, for some strange reason.
LOL!! I don't know why I find that funny but I do. :D


I feel like it should float, why I have no idea, I think it would be quite funny if it did float.


hard to say. But when Ive been in deep water in trunks without underpants-it seems like your genitalia moves around independently of your torso a little bit if you shimmy around in the water. But your stuff does not strongly move upward like a beach ball. Your genitalia kinda just hangs wieghtless at its own level. So its basically neutrally buoyant.
Sounds very similar to the buoyancy of female chests.


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29 Apr 2016, 2:12 pm

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That reminds me: I always wondered if/how people use computers blindly and/or how many even do.
Don't they need at least a bit of help from outside (at least in setting it up) or does voice command software actually really work that well?

My experience with voice-controlled things was... definitely not so satisfying and I'm close to say I'm not fond of that technology, just like I'm not fond of touch-controlled devices. :|


Maybe not as awkward as the preceding questions, but why do people consider being drunk to be fun and let it happen despite the consequences on the next day? How does it even feel like?

I've never been drunk myself and have no intentions to, but I have been getting medication for years (luckily just once a week) that made me feel like what is described as being hung over the day after, and I wouldn't understand why someone would even risk feeling that way or what would be worth it. It's nasty and so tiring! :x
I actually also wonder those same exact things. I was just wondering how blind people use computers while I was eating lunch just now. I thought perhaps voice command. I think it can work pretty well now. That was my first guess. They also have braille keyboards. I have relatives and friends who are legally blind but not completely so they have enough vision to make out what is on the screen and they just know what letters are on the keys by position. But with a braille keyboard typing becomes easier and then the computer can use voice to speak to them what is on the screen.

I have never been drunk either. I don't understand what is so fun about it either. I also don't understand how people like the taste of beer. I tasted it once and thought it tasted like dirt.

Oh, that's interesting. Good to know. However, I've been wondering how the reading software works, it would be pretty tiring to get through "My Account. Zero New Messages. Log Out. Forums. Videos." etc. first before getting to the text you want to have read itself. :lol:
As for voice recognition and dictating software, even nowadays it makes so many flaws although I try to speak as clearly as possible. It must hate me. :(

Same here with beer! Although I did try it a second time with a different kind everyone claimed would be sweet and tasty... it still wasn't tasty at all, but it was indeed somewhat more endurable than what I had at first. I would have chosen a different, likely less pleasant sounding comparison than you though. :lol:
LOL! Yeah, I thought beer was pretty gross! I don't like coffee at all either. I do enjoy butterscotch schnaps (don't know if that is how you spell it) but don't drink it because I like it very much and I might easily have too much. I had a taste of it once. At ski school a lot of the instructors bring wine or light alcohol and keep it in the teacher's lounge. Nobody gets drunk and they are not allowed to anyway but after a long day of teaching they like to relax with a glass or two. But I can get butterbeer, (Butter scotch soda) at one of the healthfood stores I go to and that tastes exactly the same without the alcohol so I just enjoy that every now and then. I also like good wine and champagne and bourbon but only in tiny amounts. I take about three sips and then I lose interest. So it works out well if I have to attend an event and they serve it at dinner. I can just enjoy my three sips and then I am satisfied and just drink water after that.


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29 Apr 2016, 2:21 pm

Perhaps sense of smell comes into play in this situation. If the toilet paper doesn't smell like poo, then you know you're good to go.


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29 Apr 2016, 4:32 pm

Schnapps is spelled with two "p's" and an "s" at the end. It's one of those "singular, but plural in construction" sorts of words--like "pants" or "scissors."

I enjoy taking a shower because then I know I can completely clean the tuchus area.



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29 Apr 2016, 4:42 pm

showers are always a good idea. and thank you for the spelling. I am glad to know it. :D


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