I like my women like I like my coffee

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Speaking of feeling like a "half wit," I remembered an hour before getting out of bed that I had forgotten to make the coffee before heading off to my Christmas Eve events, so it wasn't ready first thing in the morning. I woke up this morning already feeling I was behind on my chores, but really I was right on time.

One thing I have learned since moving to Scotland is that puns don't often translate across accents. I have often used my own, slightly odd, sense of humour as a crutch in social situations and now I'm finding I have to refashion it somewhat.

...fair trade and freshly ground

Well ground-ed I could understand.