Are all aspies little professors?

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In elementary school, they called me "walking dictionary," because I had a good vocabulary and knowledge of facts. I have an encyclopedic knowledge of my favorite subjects.

I've been called little professor. And I was very much pedantic about it. I still get the question "Where in the hell do you get all of this?" at times.

I'm on the Artistic end of things. I'm a wealth of knowledge, but not often. I miss important facts. Most of the time my knowledge is fragmented and incomplete. Imperfect.

My memory is somewhat spotty (more so as I age ), so I'm like a little swiss cheese professor. Sometimes my brain just doesn't access what I want when I need it (not AS or NT, I think, just human).

But I'm a fountain of useless trivia and obscure bits & pieces!

I remember having some Observer books back in the 60s - Birds, Music and Art. The Observer Book of Music was written, spookily, by Freda Dinn. A quick check on Google confirms this, and also my vague recollection that they were published by Frederick Warne (who also published Beatrix Potter, and it shows).

Nothing at all to do with Collins Little Gem, which were, and still are, dictionaries, or Ladybird Books, mostly readers/factual books for younger kids.

A couple of months ago I was standing around the school grounds feeling vaguely autistic when a six year old kid (nearly seven) I'd never spoken to before came up and started explaining to me the difference between newts and lizards. Yay!! A little professor! I'm now teaching him chess (which I think he'll strugggle with) and informally mentoring/shadowing him. His current diagnosis - though he has another appointment coming up, is borderline AS.

I know a few other 'little professors' as well. I was probably too shy and withdrawn as a kid to come across as one myself.

I was like that, by the time I was 8, my nicknames from school & summer camp were "Computer" and "Poindexter."

And my kid's even more that way.

I like gathering all the information I can get.
Sometimes the random facts I know even helps me; though they rarely do.

I tend to keep them to myself, so I never claimed a nickname.

When I was small, I talked like a literature professor. Most of the words I used were poetic/literal equivalents for normal day-to-day words.
I didn't become a walking encyclopaedia until I was 9, but until I started preschool, I always talked about my imaginary world, ghosts and Tom and Jerry to anyone who'd bother listen (mostly my parents, lol).

I am very wordy, actually - i.e. I use what other people consider 'long' words a lot. I've inherited an appreciation of language from both my parents.

The only think i'm a professor in is acting like an idiot.

Oh yes. I generally have known more than those who would teach me, and have the poor grades to ilustrate that as a bad idea.

When I was young, I was called "the walking dictionary" "the walking encyclopedia" "Webster (after the dictionary". Wait, I still get called that sort of thing.

I played exactly one game of "Balderdash" with friends. Game went on shelf thereafter.

I now know not to do the datadump at the asking of a casual question. I wonder though, just how many unfortunates out there are handicapped after gnawing their arms and legs off to escape me?

I was more that way when I was little. That is how I taught myself things..because school was useless..i was very much into factoids...I loved the People's Almanac and the book of lists...books with weird wild and amazing facts like time/life books of mysteries of the unexplained really floated my boat too.
i would also memorise and recite things from these books.

I am not so much that way anymore.