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LoneLoyalWolf
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09 Jul 2018, 2:55 pm

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Ooo ... like that kid down the block who said that the unicorn in his basement was out looking for a mate every time we wanted to see it.

(That kinda trick only works on five-year olds.)

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein :wink:


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09 Jul 2018, 2:56 pm

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Someone who looks like this as this is my stepbrothers girlfriend

https://ibb.co/hcL0go


That’s extremely helpful.

I don’t think you’ve addressed compensation and travel expenses yet, though.


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09 Jul 2018, 2:56 pm

Well im hoping the girl will become my girlfriend as i want to get married and have kids in the future too



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09 Jul 2018, 2:57 pm

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Samtheman123 wrote:
Someone who looks like this as this is my stepbrothers girlfriend

https://ibb.co/hcL0go


That’s extremely helpful.

I don’t think you’ve addressed compensation and travel expenses yet, though.


I’m also not entirely sure what you consider embarrassing, though. What are your thoughts on flatulence?


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09 Jul 2018, 2:58 pm

Plot-twist 8)


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09 Jul 2018, 3:00 pm

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I’m also not entirely sure what you consider embarrassing, though. What are your thoughts on flatulence?

And the cute dog has to be able to come in a custom-made tuxedo of course.


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09 Jul 2018, 3:00 pm

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Well im hoping the girl will become my girlfriend as i want to get married and have kids in the future too


8 weeks probably isn’t enough time to go the mail order bride route...


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09 Jul 2018, 3:02 pm

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I’m also not entirely sure what you consider embarrassing, though. What are your thoughts on flatulence?

And the cute dog has to be able to come in a custom-made tuxedo of course.


That should be addressed.

What are your thoughts on service dogs?


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09 Jul 2018, 3:02 pm

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Samtheman123 wrote:
Well im hoping the girl will become my girlfriend as i want to get married and have kids in the future too


8 weeks probably isn’t enough time to go the mail order bride route...

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09 Jul 2018, 3:04 pm

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Samtheman123 wrote:
Someone who looks like this as this is my stepbrothers girlfriend

https://ibb.co/hcL0go


That’s extremely helpful.

I don’t think you’ve addressed compensation and travel expenses yet, though.


I’m also not entirely sure what you consider embarrassing, though. What are your thoughts on flatulence?


Like some of the girls on here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WkYp7ZjATM

even though i have the same condition i don't really show it and i would hate to have a friend who is a girl who showed the disability



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09 Jul 2018, 3:06 pm

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Someone who looks like this as this is my stepbrothers girlfriend

https://ibb.co/hcL0go


Then why don't you go to event by yourself and steal your step-brother's girlfriend? Why settle for a mere look-alike?


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8 weeks probably isn’t enough time to go the mail order bride route...


But you still got time to go for the Vegas route! Heck, you only need one weekend.


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09 Jul 2018, 3:08 pm

No I wouldn't want her



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09 Jul 2018, 3:10 pm

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No I wouldn't want her


You wouldn’t want who?


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09 Jul 2018, 3:10 pm

His girlfriend



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09 Jul 2018, 3:11 pm

Don't scare Twilight Princess like that :evil:

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09 Jul 2018, 3:13 pm

Why are you all being mean. You have no idea what its like for me. I want to find someone nice to go to the wedding with me. Whats wrong with that. I cry myself to sleep every night because I have never had a girlfriend