Starship WrongPlanet: The washing the cat adventure! 6/26/05

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27 Jun 2005, 1:53 pm

Hi Guys! Hows the wet kitty?, says "LowFreq" as
penguins do circus cartwheels and lowfreq has the
trainers whip!

Hmmmmm? say's a freeziing and dripping with blood
Mr.Ghosthunter! "TURN THE HEAT BACK ON" say's
says Mr.Ghosthunter! But........! !! !! "The kitty! I must
explain!" and a slight dramatic pause by low freq
and a deep sigh as he resume Metallica music and
continues training the penguins.

Enters the Doctor.........! !

MR.GHOSTHUNTER WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN
PLAYING WITH???????? irate and piste!

And MR.PROMETHEUS! JUST AFTER FIXING
YOU UP WITH THAT BIG FOOT THING! YOU
MUST PLAY WITH DANGEROUS TOYS?????


Hmmmmm? Why do I put up with this, as he
SHOVVVEEEES them to sickbay and C.E.Blackliger
proceeds to take the (kitty?) to the engineer room!

Lt.Commander Pyraxis picks up the "suspiciously
eyeiing the cat" dog as it subltly growls and
Lt.Pyraxis comforts it! and decides to adopt the
dog???????

Meanwhile!.........



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27 Jun 2005, 2:00 pm

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iLikedragons (dragons) just stands and stares
at everyone wondering why it's so cold. Then
remembers the dog. "AH! Is the dog okay?"


Gentle arms pick her up, and she looks up and
see's Pyraxis lift her up to take her to sickbay,
whilst the puppy whines!



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27 Jun 2005, 2:04 pm

monastic wrote:
Monastic wakes up in sick bay. Peering out
through one barely opened eye she surveys
the room and spies the Doctor. The lean bearded
fellow has such a warm striking smile Monastic
swears any woman would succumb to his wishes.

She tries to get up but suddenly, a knife-like pain
runs straight through her head. Wincing a bit as she
lays her head back down on the cool cot she thanks
her lucky stars for the hang-over. The headache helps
her to realize she is coming out of a drunken stupor –
the pain is a pleasant reminder that she is the one in
control and not The Other.

Monastic remembers the last time she was drunk and
shudders at the thought. The last time she had a drink
(it doesn’t take much for “her kind” to become intoxicated)
she was taken over by “The Other” and all kinds of havoc
occurred. As long as Monastic keeps control over her
Inner-Evil Twin bad things don’t happen.

The hung-over Monastic remembers back to her childhood
and the planet she came from. Her planet, Contra-Illion, sits
in the middle of a small star cluster, 2 star systems and
4 light years away. On Contra-Illion, everyone is born with
an Inner Twin and at some point (usually during puberty)
a battle occurs. One twin must over-come the other and
become the dominate one. Only one twin must reign, the
only other alternative is to go stark raving mad.

Monastic was the winner of this battle at the young age
of 10, but her Evil Twin is still very persistent and still
wishes to be in charge. Most times, Monastic has been
able to keep The Other in a sleeping state….except for
when she partakes of alcohol. The numbing effect of
alcohol does something to counteract her will and then
The Other is able to dominate the body – but not this time,
thank goodness.

Monastic, at age 20 chose her own name (of Monastic) to
denounce The Other’s presence. She wishes she could be
rid of her completely although secretly, the thought of
being totally alone without the sleeping inner presence,
somewhat troubles her mind to think about.

Presently, all is well even though the pain in her head is
throbbing wildly. Monastic closes her eyes once again.
Suddenly she has a Vision of a Cuban with his hair on fire…
screaming & running madly down a dirt path. Also in the
vision, there seems to be an Emperor named Gates, with
glowing eyes among hordes of penguins. Monastic’s kind
is known to be able to see things happening in other times
and places, but this makes no sense at all. Shaking
her head to dispel this vision, Monastic turns over and
tries to sleep amid the muffled shouts and flapping sounds.


Somewhere on the ship Monastic has this past-post dream!
andsweat permeantes her brow and something is going to
happen
is aching in her bones!



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27 Jun 2005, 2:05 pm

Can you explain again?



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27 Jun 2005, 2:12 pm

IlikeDragons!

You are being taken to sickbay by Pyraxis!
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27 Jun 2005, 2:17 pm

Oh. Okay.



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27 Jun 2005, 2:18 pm

Stardate 27052005:

Captain Dunctvis's log,

We have failed to de-big foot smell the
ship since our visiting lawerly and monoculed
big foot visit. Right now we just recently
adopted a cat and a dog! Strange the
dog just doesn't like that particular cat!

Hmmm!-Unnn!-Hmmmm!

Sir! Their is a hailing signal from Admiral
Alex's Flagship "Eyecontact!"



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27 Jun 2005, 2:40 pm

Dragons, covered in bandaids, walks around the ship. Then gets lost in the Engineer Room where she finds a cooler full off Scotch. She drinks some, then spits it out almost on some wires sticking out somewhere. Luckily she didn't. "Ew. What is that stuff?"



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27 Jun 2005, 2:59 pm

Reporting for duty, SIr?

(am I fit to fulfill my duties after the penguin code corrupted my mind?)



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27 Jun 2005, 3:01 pm

/me wanders around in shock after loosing a lot of blood

mumble. . . .mumble. . . . .

/me heads for sickbay and injects hemoglobin into myself to rejuvenate a bit. I pick up tranquilizer gun and as I make my way back to the holodeck, I shoot evil nazi penguins that have been infesting our precious ship. Grrr!! !

/me walks into coridors with a wild look in my blue eyes.

I accidently shoot a man with a particular purple beard and sash who appears to be very drunk.

Whoops!

He instantly falls to the floor and I curse a bit, but I decide to page monastic to take care of him. A trail of stunned penguins with nazi armbands litters the hallways from the "Tranquilizer Gun Room" to the holodeck

So, ghosthunter, how is the cat? Should I tranquilize it?

/me points excetptionally large tranquilizer at purring cat. . . . . . . .

/me points tranquilizer at the cat


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27 Jun 2005, 3:31 pm

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/me wanders around in shock after loosing a
lot of blood

mumble. . . .mumble. . . . .

/me heads for sickbay and injects hemoglobin
into myself to rejuvenate a bit. I pick up tranquilizer
gun and as I make my way back to the holodeck, I
shoot evil nazi penguins that have been infesting
our precious ship. Grrr!! !

/me walks into coridors with a wild look in my blue eyes.

I accidently shoot a man with a particular purple beard
and sash who appears to be very drunk.

Whoops!

He instantly falls to the floor and I curse a bit, but I decide
to page monastic to take care of him. A trail of stunned
penguins with nazi armbands litters the hallways from the
"Tranquilizer Gun Room" to the holodeck

So, ghosthunter, how is the cat? Should I tranquilize it?

/me points excetptionally large tranquilizer at purring cat. . . . . . . .

/me points tranquilizer at the cat
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As this is done The Cat? lunges at him
with evil intent and.......!



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27 Jun 2005, 3:32 pm

Double Post!



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27 Jun 2005, 3:34 pm

This event will happen before Prometheus's
shooting scene!

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Dragons, covered in bandaids, walks around
the ship. Then gets lost in the Engineer Room
where she finds a cooler full off Scotch. She
drinks some, then spits it out almost on some
wires sticking out somewhere. Luckily she didn't.
"Ew. What is that stuff?"Back to top


Upon arriving in the engineer room you fancy his
purple sashe and see a fake purple beard?

Blackliger wears a fake purple beard???????

HMmmmmmm??/ Thinks IlikeDragon!
 



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Reporting for duty, SIr?

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Upon entering the Engine room he see's a stunned
IlikeDragons a gun carrying Prometheus! and a irate (cat?)



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27 Jun 2005, 3:49 pm

Mean while on the bridge! Captain Dunctvis
and Commander Civet are watching this
event!

"Hi! this is lowfreq! The admiral is very upset!
I am hesitant to link him here! Should I send
him some penguins???????????????///"



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27 Jun 2005, 3:50 pm

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Upon entering the Engine room he see's a stunned
IlikeDragons a gun carrying Prometheus! and a irate (cat?)


:?:

Like Dragons is carrying a gun with me on it?

Could you clarify a bit?


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