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Malcolm_Scipo
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30 Jun 2005, 1:50 am

I would never call my child Bob or Bobetty.

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30 Jun 2005, 7:44 pm

How about Bibbity Bobbity Boo?

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30 Jun 2005, 8:07 pm

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30 Jun 2005, 9:42 pm

I think the name HERB is freakin' awesome but I couldn't name my child that. I wouldn't name my child after a month or day of the week either.

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30 Jun 2005, 10:08 pm

Tuberkellia
Boberto de Seville
Big Richard
Werther I (The Original)
Amygdala (i.e., Amy)
Sauron (You just know he's going to turn into an evil sorceror.)
Jonathon Aunda Spotte
Persistent Vegetative State
Mildred the Horrible
Housabubius
Scatosmegalos
Xerxes
Gaius
Willard
Tyconicea
Audobonnette
Ezekiel
Jeremiah
Jesus
Christ
The b***h
David Peter Simon

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30 Jun 2005, 10:52 pm

I don't like when parents misspell names just to be unique or cute, it ends up being stupid. I'm also not a fan of made up names.

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01 Jul 2005, 12:27 am

I saw Billy Bob Thornton on "Inside the Actor's Studio" and the host asked him what name was on his birth certificate. The answer was.... Billy Bob Thornton. Not even William Robert....

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01 Jul 2005, 4:39 am

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Any boy's names with "den" added when it's not meant to be eg.
Troyden, Broden.
Any variants of Jayden since where I live, just about every 3rd parent calls their son one of these. Ditto for Lachlan, it's too common now.
Wilfred
Wystan
Cedric
Aloysius
Edna
Gertrude
Imogen
Bertha

I might think of a few more in a while.

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01 Jul 2005, 8:37 am

Jetson wrote:

I saw Billy Bob Thornton on "Inside the Actor's Studio" and the host asked him what name was on his birth certificate. The answer was.... Billy Bob Thornton. Not even William Robert....

Poor guy.

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02 Jul 2005, 2:31 am

Henry
Mildred
Rockton

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02 Jul 2005, 3:49 am

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Thats the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy isnt it?
thats one of my favourite books

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02 Jul 2005, 6:01 am

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Thats the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy isnt it?
thats one of my favourite books

Yip you're right. A childs for life, not just a seat upgrade.

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02 Jul 2005, 7:33 pm

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Amygdala (i.e., Amy)

Dude! Why not?? I would totally name my daughter that. But then again, that's just me. And Cerebelum (Sara for short), too. "This is my daughter, Cerebelum Amygdala Surname."

I wouldn't name my kid:

-anything common/normal (duh)

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02 Jul 2005, 7:34 pm

/me rolls over laughing

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02 Jul 2005, 7:53 pm

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Harry Potter (after book #7, Movie 7xxxxx)

LMAO My son's have a great uncle (their father's side of the family) named Harry Potter, I bet that gets annoying after all the books and movies that spured tons of phone calls to him.

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02 Jul 2005, 9:08 pm

Poor man... *sniggers*

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