What is the dumbest thing you've heard a person say?

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Ahh dear, these are great! I've heard a few corkers in my time, including my history teacher who insisted on describing Venice as the iron fist in the velvet glove, yes, the open fronted wedding cake ship! (I spent much of history trying to contain my hysterics: no one else even batted an eyelid!) However, the three that for me stand out:

* At 3 in the morning on a church sleepover a very tired looking me offered a packet of peach gum to her friends with the announcement "do you want some cheach pooing gum?". It took a while to live THAT one down!

* On the phone with a rather dim witted young 'lady': "I know everything: he told me" "Er, right... but you don't know what he DIDN'T tell you!" "Yes I do"

And finally, best of all, an actual conversation occuring between my then approximately 9 year old sister and my own mum!

* "Mum, what kind of animals do they have at the zoo?" "Whales..." - Don't as me WHAT she was thinking?! Actually, on reflection she was thinking of seals! Lol!

PMSL!

Today I asked someone how you balance books on your head and I almost said How do you balance heads on your book.

my brother asked my father if his fake scar (it was holloween) looked good. My father told him
"It makes me want to puke"

My brother said,
"Your'e not trying to make me feel good, are you?"

I go to summer school with a couple of my friends, and my friend told me today that in her class, someone asked if the Men In Black really existed in all seriousness.

They don't exist? Thats not what I've read....

When I was young and playing up after lights out Dad used to shout angrily up the stairs ~

"Be quiet, I won't tell you again"

Great, I thought, Dads not going to tell me again so I can do what I like.

My dad walks up to some random black guy in a restaurant and says "Hey bro, you have a comb in your hair."

:...If it weren't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college..."


That was(the dumbest thing ever heard) until the next year when Dan Quail was elected the vice president and things took a TURN.

I always find so much juicy possibility when someone asks the (apparently) rhetorical question, "How stupid do you think I am???"

So many responses it's almost overwhelming! Muahahahaha. Decisions, decisions, decisions...

*grins* I like your way of thinking, Sophist!