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17 Oct 2007, 5:33 pm

It enables me to make small explosions up to 100 miles away with my mind.

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17 Oct 2007, 5:47 pm

<<Sometimes I even levitate.>>

When I levitate from pasta it's usually caused by flatulence. What a way to fly!!

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17 Oct 2007, 5:52 pm

Spaghetti is gay.

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17 Oct 2007, 5:53 pm

Oddly, pasta in restaurants fills me up but when i make my own and just have low calorie marjorine, mozarella and salt on it, it does not fill me at all, even a large bowl.

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17 Oct 2007, 9:54 pm

Give a man enough spaghetti and he'll hang himself.

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17 Oct 2007, 10:57 pm

I admit to enjoying spaghetti every now and again, but I don't think it's a panacea.

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18 Oct 2007, 1:46 pm

Hmm, maybe THAT's why every stressed-out uni student lives on spaghetti... :wink:

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