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13 Aug 2005, 7:57 pm

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I find it necessary to answer my cats' random meows and mumblings every single time with "What?" despite that I truly expect no answer.

Doc... What's WRONG with me???

You are indulging in compulsive reactions stemming the fact that you have blending issues with your cat and believe he is not only human, but in fact a part of you. The fact that you also feel that you "know" how your cat will respond or lack a response supports this; you feel that since your cat is actually part of the "you" eclectic, you are able to therefore predict the behavior of this extention of yourself. You should remedy this problem as soon as possible, and sooner if the cat ever actually does say anything back in any language other than *Ailurian.

*The universal language of felines, as defined by "The Book of Night With Moon."

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13 Aug 2005, 8:05 pm

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You all still aren't playing the game, just discussing it.

Obviously some over-intellectualisation, rationalisation and 'resistance' to the Therapeutic Process!

And as perhaps many of us know, 'playing the game' is what psychoanalysis is all about.

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13 Aug 2005, 8:15 pm

Serissa wrote:

Sophist wrote:

I find it necessary to answer my cats' random meows and mumblings every single time with "What?" despite that I truly expect no answer.

Doc... What's WRONG with me???

WOW! I never thought of it that way. How much do I owe ya, Doc?

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13 Aug 2005, 10:10 pm

You all still aren't getting it! :lol:

You analyze, then you state another thing for the next person to analyze.

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14 Aug 2005, 4:59 pm

I couldn't think of anything else. Brain-dead.

My brain is dead. Why is that, Doc???

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14 Aug 2005, 5:17 pm

You haven't been feeding it enough kibbles. Weren't you listening? We shall have to sign you up for remedial lessions in Ailurian at once.

Doc, I can't help but wonder if I'm suffering from some sort of personality disorder. Every time I see an interesting post on a forum, I feel compelled to answer it. It's almost as if I actually care about the response. On top of that, every time I walk outside in public, I hear voices. Yesterday there was one coming from the rolled-down window of a car, and it told me I was... I don't want to say it.... sexy!

Am I going crazy???

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14 Aug 2005, 5:29 pm

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Humz... I believe you are suffering from EVERY Personality Disorder!

My ring fingers hurt. Doc, what's wrong with me??

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14 Aug 2005, 6:32 pm

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Humz... I believe you are suffering from EVERY Personality Disorder!

My ring fingers hurt. Doc, what's wrong with me??

Your ring fingers hurt because you are afraid of commitment. You believe you will never find Miss Right. You consider the external world hostile to love and turn inward for self-love instead of object-love. Further evidence for this analysis comes from your projection of personality defects onto the external Other. Your ego defense mechanisms and suspicion of the other indicate a narcissistic personality disorder with additional paranoid personality traits. Your coping mechanisms are, in fact, a character armor that make successful analysis quite unlikely. If your character armor is removed too quickly, you may experience psychotic decompensation and depression (i.e., borderline personality disorder). If it is not attacked directly, further intellectualization will hinder successful analysis even more (i.e., schizoid personality disorder).

My mind wanders and wanders as I toss and turn when I'm trying to fall asleep. Please don't suggest restless leg syndrome!

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14 Aug 2005, 7:26 pm

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My mind wanders and wanders as I toss and turn when I'm trying to fall asleep. Please don't suggest restless leg syndrome!

You are somatising fundamental anxieties, exhibiting some of the characteristics of hypochondriasis. This could suggest an 'acting out' of histrionic personality disorder. Tell me About Your Childhood.

[i]My screen on the computer turns blue, with incomprehensible messages about various DLL's causing 'exceptions'

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14 Aug 2005, 7:31 pm

Serissa wrote:

Sophist wrote:

I find it necessary to answer my cats' random meows and mumblings every single time with "What?" despite that I truly expect no answer.

Doc... What's WRONG with me???

Hey! I've heard of that! It's from that fiction story, So You Want to Be a Wizard. I read that, and it was cool.

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14 Aug 2005, 9:03 pm

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Sophist wrote:

Humz... I believe you are suffering from EVERY Personality Disorder!

My ring fingers hurt. Doc, what's wrong with me??

LOL

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14 Aug 2005, 10:37 pm

I like blue better than red.

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15 Aug 2005, 10:48 am

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My screen on the computer turns blue, with incomprehensible messages about various DLL's causing 'exceptions'

Your computer is blue? Perhaps it had a tramantic shipping experience that it relieves everytime the UPS (United Parcel Smashers) comes to your door. Watch the screeen and make sure nothing happens when the guy in brown comes.

If nothing works, then you could try to wipe its memory and install linuix.

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15 Aug 2005, 10:49 am

Every time I eat 15 mozeralla sticks, my tummy hurts for weeks! What can I do, doc?

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15 Aug 2005, 1:49 pm

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Every time I eat 15 mozeralla sticks, my tummy hurts for weeks! What can I do, doc?

Mozzarella sticks are a healthy part of an all-American diet, thanks to an Italian contribution to the melting pot of American cuisine. Your stomach ills are actually a somatization of an underlying neurosis known as anti-Italianissimo. Your covert prejudice against Italians is probably the result of an early childhood experience at a pizzeria. Perhaps the restaurateur put anchovies on the pizza you ate. Successful analysis requires that you confront your anxiety directly and expose yourself to more Italian influences. I suggest learning more about the women a Milano.

Now just try to analyze this!
No one I think is in my tree. I mean it must be high or low. That is, you can't, you know, tune in but it's all right. That is, I think it's not too bad. Always know sometimes think it's me, but, you know, I know when it's a dream. I think a no will mean a yes, but it's all wrong. That is, I think I disagree.

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15 Aug 2005, 7:01 pm

Whys everyone ignoring me?

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