If you were the only human alive?

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I think that I would prolly read all the stuff I've got on my shelf to read. I would watch all of the movies that I have on the shelf that I haven't had time to watch. Then break into Best Buy or Family Video and watch all their movies. Then break into a library and read all their books. Hmmmm....I think then I would start traveling to the places I haven't been yet. Legoland sounds good.
I don't know what else I would do. That's just on the fly.

The cockroaches, of course.

LOL

There's only one problem with that; they're...erm, nevermind. .

Well it is cockroaches or bees. And quite honestly, bees will just waste your time with all the dancing.

I have decided that roaches and bees will be all that is left, except our sole survivor. No going back, bees made it past the apocalypse.

It neednt be so bad, i would move to africa and get adopted by a colony of bonobo monkeys. This new lifestyle would do wonders for my sex life! Anyone familiar with bonobo society will know what im getting at here Before you judge, remember that bonobos are much more human-looking than any of the other monkey species.

If the bonobos rejected me i *might* consider hooking up with some politicians. I know, i know - it sounds desperate but perhaps live in the post apocalyptic world would make them more bearable in the absence of humans to manipulate.

Become a Berserker and have an imaganiry band of vikings.

If I were the only human left alive I would laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh because I would finally be where I want to be. Alone!


Merle

I'd worry that nobody is around to operate the nuclear power plants and wonder if how many are still running and wonder if, after awhile, they'll all start having meltdowns.

I would eat fresh fruit from the trees, drink from the lake...and wear no clothing.
I would spend all day lying under a tree listening to the birds chearp, not worrying about being interrupted.

I would do anything I wanted at that time...which I can not pretict all of it. Above what I mentioned, is just an outline.

Well, I probably wouldn't have electricity for too long, because there would be no one to run the power plants. Cooking over a fire then, and no trains running (even if there were anyone to run them). No airplanes either. No Internet, and no television. I'd have to conserve the gas in my car, or otherwise go around siphoning it out of other people's tanks. No doctors, so I'd have to hope I didn't get sick or injure myself. In terms of the amenities of everyday life, it would probably be like being back in the Victorian era. I'd run out of meat after a while (unless I hunted my own, assuming animals are left in this world), and I would run out of fresh vegetables too, unless I grew them myself. I'd probably resort to eating a lot of canned foods.

You'd lose electricity pretty fast though with no one to run the power plants. No television and no movies. No computer, and no Internet. No trains and no airplanes. You'd have to drive everywhere, and unless you were a really good sailor, you'd be restricted to the continent you live on. Being the last human on Earth doesn't sound so good to me.

I'd be hanging out with animals.
ups I already do that

well id do something rather unusual but something that would result in a self formed paradise...

as you can read from my signature on every message and i proudly display my signature for some reason...

if i were the only person on earth and the last person on earth i would get on a jet and fly to the biggest company that makes blood pressure cuffs (welch allyn) and set up one of their machines to make a soft silky one so large i could be totally mummy wrapped in it. and then i would mummy wrap myself in it... deep pressure heaven problem is id never come out of my thingie i invented.

Creating civilizations of Rodent People.

Are we assuming that the bodies of dead people are still present or are we assuming "everyone except me was raptured"?

If the former is the case, I would re-animate the 4 hottest women I could find and use them to, uhh, "repopulate" the planet (at least temporarily)

If the latter, I would probably build an interstellar spacecraft, fly it to an alien planet, find the 4 hottest alien women around, bring them back to earth, and use them to, uhh, "repopulate" the planet (at least temporarily)

I'd party like it was 1999