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PhoenixKitten
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11 Sep 2005, 2:04 am
Lol, I can't really seem to think of any nonsensical rules, and believe you me it is NOT because I haven't encountered them! Hmm... says something about just how much credit I give them eh? 
Someone wanna jumpstart my memory?
Ooh wait, they are all coming back now!
* Don't wear thongs to church. (Why? Doesn't God's love extend to thong-wearing Annelises? [For those of you with dirty minds, I mean thongs as in those SANDALS that you wear to the beach!])
* Wear a full business suit to interviews if you are a grown man. (Even in Summer? BUT WHY?!)
* Girls must sit with their legs together. (Even wearing pants? Come on! There's less to see from a girl with her legs apart than from a guy with his legs apart, and guys do it all the time!)
* Say 'excuse me' and then pretend you didn't fart. (Err... right. So you basically tell everyone it was you, then act like it wasn't?)
* Don't use real words for 'embarassing' things. [Pardon me, I must go powder my nose (I'm busting to pee), he 'did it' with her on Sunday (they had sex), Sorry I'm a tad grumpy: My red-headed cousin from down south has come to visit (I have my period and it freaking canes!)]
* Act like you aren't hungry when you are. (Cake? Me? Oh, I couldn't possibly... well, alright, but the TINIEST piece please!...)
ACK! These things are stupid!
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11 Sep 2005, 2:10 am
Someone wanna jumpstart my memory?
Get a job and you won't know where to begin with nonsensical rules.
As for a nonsensical rule:
Asking if anybody else wants the last piece of pizza/chicken/cookie/brownie/whatever.
11 Sep 2005, 2:20 am
Someone wanna jumpstart my memory?
Get a job and you won't know where to begin with nonsensical rules.
As for a nonsensical rule:
Asking if anybody else wants the last piece of pizza/chicken/cookie/brownie/whatever.
It's called being nice/generous/unselfish.
11 Sep 2005, 2:26 am
It's also called going hungry. 
PhoenixKitten
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11 Sep 2005, 2:26 am
Hmm... true miki, but I figure I want the last one just as much as anybody else in the room, and possibly more! *leaps in front of Sean Matrix-style and gobbles the last slice of EVERYTHING!*
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! ! 
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