Serissa wrote:
Actually, Thagomizer is male and was quoting a female who wrote this article in my college's newspaper.
Ah! Of course!
This was made blindingly obvious by the explanation at the top that read:
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And continued:
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So naturally anyone with any sense would not assume that Michelle Maher the author and Thagomizer are one and the same entity. Besides, Thagomizer is clearly a masculine name, as indicated by the maxculine prefix "Thag".
How foolish of me.

I'm leaping to the cupboard straight after this post to get my cat o'nine tails for some self-castigation. I'll be sure to check all the profiles of all people that post from now on so that I don't mistake their computer identity for the wrong sex. It's so important after all....