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what will you buy from my aspie boutique?

fibreoptic lights and bubble lamps	3%	[ 2 ]
fibreoptic lights and bubble lamps	3%	[ 2 ]
non-sensory-irritating clothing	8%	[ 5 ]
non-sensory-irritating clothing	8%	[ 5 ]
shiny ornaments and sparkly crystal glass	5%	[ 3 ]
shiny ornaments and sparkly crystal glass	5%	[ 3 ]
complete set of every episode of Star Trek ever made	3%	[ 2 ]
complete set of every episode of Star Trek ever made	3%	[ 2 ]
teddy bears and colourful cuddly toys	7%	[ 4 ]
teddy bears and colourful cuddly toys	7%	[ 4 ]
build-your-own electricity pylon kit	3%	[ 2 ]
build-your-own electricity pylon kit	3%	[ 2 ]
Super-Stim(tm) fluffy purple rainbow glitter	7%	[ 4 ]
Super-Stim(tm) fluffy purple rainbow glitter	7%	[ 4 ]
worlds biggest chemistry set (contains all possible compunds)	3%	[ 2 ]
worlds biggest chemistry set (contains all possible compunds)	3%	[ 2 ]
hugs and cuddles :)	7%	[ 4 ]
hugs and cuddles :)	7%	[ 4 ]
something else? tell me!	3%	[ 2 ]
something else? tell me!	3%	[ 2 ]

Total votes : 60

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05 Nov 2005, 10:40 am

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Play music for the hairdressers by all means but don't make ME entertain them.

why do they always say "soooo...how's school"?

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05 Nov 2005, 7:41 pm

PhoenixKitten wrote:

... oh and bring on the essential oils please! Although there has to be a decent way of doing them... so that they don't get all mixed up and they don't get all gooey and they don't make the whole shop smell like a cocktail!

You can do that by keeping it on display outside! :roll:

Easier said than done I'm afraid: the smells will still mingle outside, so that lavender smells more like 'Toxic Oil Concoction'!

Ooh and stimmy strips = YAYNESS!

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05 Nov 2005, 7:57 pm

stlf wrote:

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Play music for the hairdressers by all means but don't make ME entertain them.

why do they always say "soooo...how's school"?

I should really say next time,

"Oh, I dropped out. Yeah. I failed all of my classes, and kinda spraypianted the word "booger" across the front of the art building. And might have also, you know.... rigged all the vending machines to not only steal money but play a high-pitched laughing voice when they did it that played for ninety seconds at ear-splitting volumes."

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05 Nov 2005, 8:16 pm

Selling a cruise missile. Not for anyone to buy, but just have one on sale, simply for the sake of saying "Well our store has this and yours doesn't."

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06 Nov 2005, 8:18 am

Sean wrote:

When you say non-sensory irritating clothing, do you mean like a birthday suit? :lol:

well I don't really mind what you wear, but please, think of the security camera guys! :lol:

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06 Nov 2005, 8:33 am

hecate wrote:

everything priced with a rounded number (i have dyscalculia so prices like £2.79 make it difficult for me to keep track of how much i should be charged and how much change i should get)

cashiers that don't try to make small-talk with you when you pay for your shopping

arrghh

who was it who first had the idea to give things stupid prices like £9.99 ? I'd really like to meet him... then kill him, slowly :twisted:

the aspie shop does have one of those 10%-off-but-100%-interest-rate store cards, but any cashier who dares to try and interest any customer into signing up for it will... be killed, slowly :twisted:

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06 Nov 2005, 10:50 am

I want all of it and waited sheets, curtains thick enuf to block all the light, GF/CF foods and ons with really god textures
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I think we should come up with a way of having comfy clothes that doesn't look too geeky. Why should we have to wear ancient, faded, well worn (softened) baggy t-shirts when we could get nice clothes that feel good?

Dress Like a hippy it works like a charm

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06 Nov 2005, 11:21 am

Affordable weighted vests and blankets for adults.

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06 Nov 2005, 4:26 pm

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bring on the stim toys! A few of my faves invole a special spinning top that makes these little amoeba critters dance, a brightly coloured rubber ball that lights up when you bounce it, a bright freen soft as rubber inflated ball that has all these little tentacle things on it (oooh yummy!), holographic glitter that you can sprinkle on your bedroom floor...

oh yes, I love stim toys :lol:

especially if they light up! I love those ones that slowly change colour.

once I was going to visit some autistic friends for christmas, so I bought some stimmy paper (you know, that coloured shiny holographic rainbow wrapping paper stuff), and put it all through a paper shredder so I had millions of stimmy strips, then I put all those strips into a gift box. when they opened it they kept tossing the stimmy strips into the air :lol:

they loved it, it got everywhere, all over the floor of their flat, even down the stairs and outside! :lol:

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07 Nov 2005, 12:20 am

Wow! Though I don't think you could really limit it to Aspies(what would you do check our Aspie ID?) sounds like FUN!

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07 Nov 2005, 2:03 am

Please sell FOOD and drinks as well.

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07 Nov 2005, 11:27 am

I'd sell washing machine BUT only to people who aren't going to use them to wash clothes. Kind of like artwork.

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07 Nov 2005, 11:38 am

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I'd sell washing machine BUT only to people who aren't going to use them to wash clothes. Kind of like artwork.

You mean like take the metal basket out of it to have a fire in and shoot up the rest of it until large chunks of it start flying off?

Oh, I'd save the timer to go have a little fun out in the dessert sometime. :twisted:

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08 Nov 2005, 12:58 am

You don't see people shooting at Munch's 'Scream' or Michaelangelo's 'David' do you? No. Why? Because it's art.

Washing machines are things of beauty.

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08 Nov 2005, 3:32 am

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You don't see people shooting at Munch's 'Scream' or Michaelangelo's 'David' do you? No. Why? Because it's art.

Washing machines are things of beauty.

A washing machine has nothing to do with famous pieces of art from the Renissiance. Did you forget any meds today?

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08 Nov 2005, 6:44 am

It sounds to me like you just haven't found the right sort of washing machine yet. When you do, then you will know true love.

My fingers are crossed for you. X

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