[Volume III] You might be an aspie if...

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Voume III??? then where's Voume II? o_O

You're an aspie if

You're wondering where is You're an aspie if Volume II ^_^

You don't like it when your partner all of a sudden has to do something and you have to go and take him and he never let you knew ahead of time, so it causes you lot of stress.

You're aspie if:
You weren't the last person to use the ketchup and freaked out about it not being in its rightful place and wondering if its been used and then your food going cold cos of having to go buy another bottle, and patience going out the window along with speech.

You might be an aspie if you know the history behind the words ketchup and catsup and why they have different spellings AND
you find the whole thing very interesting.

That's me.

Triangular Trees,

Your post is a lot like mine. I know a lot of older actors and athletes, but have no idea who some of the people in these modern celebrity magazines are.

The last volume occured last fall. I currently cannot find it in the slew of abandoned threads, but I'm pretty sure that was the second volume. Anywho

...if you compare social interactions to the Matrix
...if you saw a correlation between the oil economy and breastfeeding, and are writing a six page paper on it for fun
...if at 3 you figured out how to hack into DOS


More on the way.

You're an aspie if....


Your spelling has to be perfect and you make corrections when you see an error. But if you can't edit your post, it bugs you you made an error.

you might be an aspie if you know how many seats their are on your bus.

you might be an aspie -oh look over there!

if you go ballistic because your favorite pen disappeared (thats my dad, I am SURE he is an Aspie)

Ha Ha!! ! I had to laugh at this, because I used to wonder this all the time when I was a kid. No matter how much people explained it to me.

YMBAAI, you can find anything in your pantry blindfolded, because you have everything lined up in perfect categories that never change.

You might be an aspie if:
You accidentally scare the hell out of an eelderly man because you absolutely have to sit in the same seat on the bus every time, and he's in that seat.
One day you get curious about the origin and history of ice cream when you're a kid and have to read about it in the encyclopedia.
If you wonder which came first, the spam in the can or in the inbox. Also who thought of calling either one spam?

If you find the name pottted meat to be unacceptable. You wonder how they can label it potted meat when it's obviously canned meat. Then you hope the powers that be will not suddenly start labeling potted plants with names such as canned rosebushes or canned corn. It makes your brain hurt.
Your partner calls you Hal 9000.
People say that when you hear a car honk as you walk past that you look like you're attached to a string which jerks you off the ground about a foot.
You get called Lady McBeth after being seen washing your hands repeatedly in the women's bathroom.

And me! LOL I thought it was only me

You're an aspie if....


You hate getting new doctors.

wow, you call your daughter a b***h?

oh, hey, sorry, it's probably part of the punchline . . .

You might be aspie...

if you ask a friend a question, they give you a vague answer. Then you ask them very detailed questions about that same topic so in turn they give very detailed answers trying to show you how ridiculous your being. Then they ask, "do you want me to continue" you say "yes".

if its fairly common to get strange looks from people whom have just met you

if you throw out the most random jokes and insults. No one else gets how they are relavant but you.