I am proud to say that I take very good care of my avatars. Each of them is enshrined in gold and put on a pedestal so that they may safely bask in glory, as they think longingly of the bygone days when they served me faithfully as my trusted avatars.
The ship upon which I arrived upon this WrongPlanet, it also served faithfully as my first avatar.
My second avatar, which did not last as long as my original, but it is well-remembered nonetheless...
Sadly, my 3rd avatar is currently missing... It was a picture of me holding up a peace sign, but I can't seem to find it now... I'm starting to get worried.... has anyone seen him lately? My avatars are like my children and I can't allow them to go on, cold and alone with no shelter...
Please if you see him contact me immediately!
The spectacular Cthulhu served as my avatar during the Halloween season. A magnificent beast, it was tamed by the one and only Neuroman with his incredible powers and I am indebted to him for it... The creature shall always be one of the most magnificent of the trophies in my collection
Saint Dogbert, the patron saint of technology has served faithfully as my avatar for nearly two straight months and may do so yet again. His strength and vigor and his lasting courage are to be commended and honored, he is truly a beacon of strength and hope. After many long weeks of dutiful service he has chosen to retire for the time being.
Saint Dogbert dressed himself up properly for the Christmas season
The replacement for Dogbert, and my current avatar, is of course Two-Face. So far, he is working out fairly well but seems to have a bit of an attitude problem. I'll have to do a little work to keep him properly disciplined.
Sadly, not all of my avatars work out well...
Mister Colbert had been my original choice as the post-Christmas avatar, but unfortunately, when shrunken down to the proper size he didn't strike the necessary figure to serve as my avatar. So with tears in my eyes, I had to take him out back behind the house and put him down...
A terrible loss really, I had very high hopes for him