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15 Apr 2009, 2:36 pm
15 Apr 2009, 3:07 pm
It depends on the girl. Don't do it unless you know they will find it funny, for example if they obviously have a scatological sense of humour, or you might just be seen as a bit of an idiot.
But yes, I do find it funny when people fart...
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15 May 2009, 3:50 pm
Well I think that farts can upset people, if one person eats loads of garlic, onions, curry and other spicy food then the smell can be rather nasty. I think it is best to try to only fart outdoors away from other people.
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15 May 2009, 3:52 pm
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15 May 2009, 4:01 pm
Well if one was unable to fart then the gas would build up and perhapes something bad might happen. Like you might explode.
I think that farting is a facto of life but it is best done away from other people.
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15 May 2009, 4:09 pm
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15 May 2009, 5:46 pm
Unless you want to establish some sort of Pepe Le Peu vibe with her, then I'd suggest you don't do it.
KarmicPyxis
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15 May 2009, 6:01 pm
Wow 
I sort of can't believe that a group of people so notorious for whining about how the world doesn't accept them for who/what they are, feeling alienated, out of place, etc, REALLY have this much trouble with a natural bodily function AND expect other people to go to ridiculous lengths to hide (which in my book equates with pretending that it doesn't exist/happen) their "farting."
Go in the other room, hold it in until you're alone in the corner, don't do it here/there/anywhere, act embarrassed if you must do it, etc. Come ON! 
Seriously. Think about what a stupid shallow social/cultural hangup this is...and consider the hypocrisy as well. I'm not saying that any of us has to enjoy or savor 
the odor of someone else's bowels, but getting upset/offended is SO stupid as to be laughable...
...then again, my opinion is that most religious beliefs are so stupid as to be laughable, so...grain of salt, yep it's just my opinion and all of that... 
15 May 2009, 8:11 pm
I sort of can't believe that a group of people so notorious for whining about how the world doesn't accept them for who/what they are, feeling alienated, out of place, etc, REALLY have this much trouble with a natural bodily function AND expect other people to go to ridiculous lengths to hide (which in my book equates with pretending that it doesn't exist/happen) their "farting."
Go in the other room, hold it in until you're alone in the corner, don't do it here/there/anywhere, act embarrassed if you must do it, etc. Come ON!
Seriously. Think about what a stupid shallow social/cultural hangup this is...and consider the hypocrisy as well. I'm not saying that any of us has to enjoy or savor
the odor of someone else's bowels, but getting upset/offended is SO stupid as to be laughable......then again, my opinion is that most religious beliefs are so stupid as to be laughable, so...grain of salt, yep it's just my opinion and all of that...
The original poster wanted to know if farting impresses girls. The question is, is a girl going to be impressed with a guy who farts in her presence? The answer is no. Most will probably be offended *if* they think the guy is somehow doing it to impress her. If they think the guy is just exercising a natural bodily function, they probably won't mind - especially if the guy tries to be discreet about it.
KarmicPyxis
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15 May 2009, 9:11 pm
The original question is/was blatantly, um, goofy to begin with--pretty much like asking "Will girls be impressed if I pick my nose and eat it?" or "Will my mom be impressed if I smack my sibling?"
Really, I'm more ashamed that I answered at all than I am at having consciously chosen to answer a different question than that which was asked--ie, the question that really underlies the OP and the pattern of responses elicited.
I commend your lawyerly redirection and refinement of fart-related questions, though, Wabbit... I presume that you specialize in this area of jurisprudence. Me? I'm only a generalist in farting.
"Farts? You want FARTS? YOU CAN'T HANDLE FARTS!" 
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