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16 Oct 2009, 7:05 am

You might be an Aspie if, you're posting in an Aspie Forum. :wink:

I reckon this is the most mentioned one?

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17 Oct 2009, 10:56 am

You might be an aspie if,

Your friends normal or weird, have something about you that bugs them. Yet they can't put their finger on it to the point where they give up eventually.

When even people who are weird themselves by most normal standards find you weird.

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18 Oct 2009, 12:49 am

...you listen to the same songs over and and over again because you don't want to try anything new.
... more than half your real life friends are/were aspies, and you didn't even try to seek out other aspies.
... you like to say you have "ass burgers"

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18 Oct 2009, 1:55 am

You sit down in the movie theatre and wonder what you are about to watch.

A commercial comes on TV and you dont remember what movie was just playing.

But you apparently dont have an attention or memory problem according to the doctor that diagnosed you.

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18 Oct 2009, 4:09 am

growing up your favorite cartoon character was Egon Spengler from "The Real Ghostbusters" because you could relate to him

Extra points if you went to see Ghostbusters 2 and were disturbed by the fact Egon was nothing like he was in the cartoon.

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18 Oct 2009, 6:06 am

YMBAAI: You find this thread to be the most accurate description of an Aspie ever compiled.

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18 Oct 2009, 10:29 pm

kingtut3 wrote:

Boomshika wrote:

-You might be an aspie if you hate the common small-talk question "how are you?" cause you know people don't ask it because they actually care how you feel (I'm pissed cause they don't have my brand of soymilk i drove across town to this store specifically to get, you interrupted me when i was trying to remember the name of this song that keeps playing in my head, and STOP LOOKING AT ME DAMMIT!) regardless of what is bothering u at the moment, you're supposed to just "i'm doing fine (how bout you?)" and move on.

-you might be an aspie if you find yourself carrying full-fledged conversations with yourself in public, then getting pissed at passersby for interrupting you/ looking at you strange/ or just being present in the first place

:evil:

both of these apply to me :lol:

I discussed the question "How are you?" at an autistic spectrum support group.

There's a movie called "The Rats are Coming! The Werewolves are Here!" by Andy Milligan. There's this extra scene that the producer forced Milligan to shoot where Monica Mooney buys killer rats from some kind of rat dealer. The rat dealer asks Monica how certain family members are. Monica asks the rat dealer why he's asking her these questions, as he really doesn't care. The rat dealer then admits that indeed, he does not care.

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18 Oct 2009, 10:33 pm

DaWalker wrote:

YMBAAI: You find this thread to be the most accurate description of an Aspie ever compiled.

Or if you don't....

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18 Oct 2009, 11:04 pm

kingtut3 wrote:

Boomshika wrote:

both of these apply to me :lol:

I discussed the question "How are you?" at an autistic spectrum support group.

Me too!

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19 Oct 2009, 8:00 am

YMBAAI:

You almost wore a t-shirt and jeans to your cousin's wedding.

You don't see the point in combing your hair, as it won't make the number 32 any cooler.

You realize why the number 32 is so cool.

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19 Oct 2009, 12:45 pm

YMBAAI...

...you see a commercial on TV for life insurance for the elderly, featuring an old man "teaching" his granddaughter to play chess, with the commercial ending with the girl putting granddad into checkmate - and find yourself yelling at the screen, because the black king's bishop clearly threatens the white queen, which is the only white piece attacking the black king! It's not checkMATE, it's just CHECK!

...huff, huff, huff... I'll be okay, I think...

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19 Oct 2009, 2:34 pm

YMBAAI...

there's no such thing as a rhetorical question.

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21 Oct 2009, 5:36 am

YMBAAI...
The only reason you got a mobile phone, was so the school could phone you if your aspie son was having problems.

You have only one person and your mother who you would phone.

You have spoken more to yourself in your life than all the people you have ever spoken to.

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21 Oct 2009, 9:02 am

cataspie wrote:

You have only one person and your mother who you would phone.

lol yes. Of the last 60 calls I made, 26 were to my mom.

YMBAAI...
Most of your voice mail messages are your mother returning your calls.

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21 Oct 2009, 12:28 pm

YMBAAI...

The two most important functions on your cell phone are the clock and the caller ID.

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21 Oct 2009, 4:50 pm

Some of your posts on this thread are explanations of how some of the jokes on this thread apply to you.

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