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17 Jan 2010, 10:43 pm

You'd rather live in your little time warp, than be a part of today's popular culture.

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17 Jan 2010, 11:42 pm

paigetheoracle wrote:

You might be an aspie if you have no empathy for others because you have no sympathy for your own blunders either (hard on others because you're hard on yourself).

You might be an aspie if you're in a queue for the gas chamber, turn to the guard and say
'Can I see your commanding officer - I think there's a more efficient way to do this'
and not be out to save yourself, just make things run smoother (Based on Temple Grandin's humane improvements to slaughter houses and the The Guillotine Joke (Man being executed in France and twice the blade fails to fall, so the third time the guy turns his head, looks up and says to the guards 'Say you fellows, I can see why it's not working!'): Thinking about it, could the Jews have been an autistic race?

the first one is definitely me; it used to be me a lot more, but I've chilled out at least a tad since then.

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18 Jan 2010, 1:34 am

YMBAAI: Regular life requires that you make a stream of sound effects but others talking while you play your favorite video game is just wrong.

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18 Jan 2010, 8:45 am

....You feel you have to read all the post on this thread. You do so by reading a few pages at a time when you have a free moment and write down the page number where you left off. While also following the topic by E-mail. And you feel bad adding to the topic because those who join WP now have an even more daunting task ahead of them.

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18 Jan 2010, 6:30 pm

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You might be an Aspie if you make strange noises at airports...

Or you whirl in circles at the airport while waiting for relatives.

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18 Jan 2010, 10:36 pm

mechanicalgirl39 wrote:

ProfessorX wrote:

You might be an Aspie if you make strange noises at airports...

Or you whirl in circles at the airport while waiting for relatives.

I did that wherever I was, waiting for relatives or not...I was just bored. :lol:

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20 Jan 2010, 2:16 am

When you get a time out in pre-school because the teacher told you not to touch the glitter and you grabbed the glitter container...I didnt touch the glitter!
When your mom asks you to put the clothes in the dryer and a couple of hours later she goes to take them out and they are still wet...she didnt ask me to turn the dryer on.

Thankfully I get it now

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20 Jan 2010, 2:34 am

2kitbit wrote:

I used to be like that too.

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20 Jan 2010, 8:07 am

When you were a teenager, anytime the phone rang and it was for you, you got anxious, cause nobody ever called you.

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20 Jan 2010, 8:32 am

Aspire to be an Aspie topic

You put up with crap and resent doing this.

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20 Jan 2010, 12:46 pm

Robert312 wrote:

When you were a teenager, anytime the phone rang and it was for you, you got anxious, cause nobody ever called you.

As an adult, whenever the phone rings you jump, startled, and are also annoyed that someone is calling you.

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20 Jan 2010, 2:30 pm

You might be an Aspie if you make long hard stares at people or inanimate objects for an extensive period of time..

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20 Jan 2010, 2:54 pm

You might be an Aspie if you go to bed and then if you're not sure if you turned off the kitchen light, you go and check.

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20 Jan 2010, 2:54 pm

Sorry for accidental double post.

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20 Jan 2010, 3:02 pm

You might be an aspie if

You think everything you do or think is a result of you being an aspie.

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20 Jan 2010, 3:24 pm

You might be an Aspie if you do everything and say everything in a unorthodox manner..

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