You Might be an Aspie if...

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When playing a trivia game in a chat channel you can correctly recall minute details about an RPG that you haven't played in over a decade but have an anxiety attack when asked to choose what you want for a prize with no guidelines.

If you've ever spent 5 minutes rehearsing a simple statement before saying it.

You might be an aspie if you have trouble reading peoples emotions

You might be an aspie, if you're the most quiet and laid back person in every group that you're in.

...even when it causes all sorts of grief you'd rather not go through

...you choose the grocery aisle that you go down based on whether or not there are any other people in that aisle.

My personal favorite from another site because I actually do that. All the time. Especially if I see small children which did not make it into their mother's oven for Thanksgiving.

Someone else wrote that you might be an Aspie if you have trouble reading other people's emotions. For some reason, when I saw that the first time, I could have sworn it said: you might be an Aspie if you have trouble reading people's emoticons. I think this might also be true.

~IslandAspie~

..if you think Strunk and White's "The Elements of Style" is an awesome book. It's about grammar, not fashion.

Always do this. And then my next thought after that is usually something like "...I'll come back to this aisle later when it's empty..."

you might be aspie if you truly despise NT'S with a passion...cuz were helpless when they disrespect us

oh...and one more lol....

you might be aspie if you found this site, and just found your imaginary friend a couple of days ago...and it feels like you've known him/her longer than an NT you've known for 10 years LOL

I actually can work in a team.
What does flat feet have to do with Aspie?
I have worked about a decade and a half in retail.
What does the generation have to do with it? Mozart and Einstein might have been aspies
I am not looking for a government hand out. I am looking for a government agency to help me get a job that utilizes my skills.
I am not lazy, and I constantly strike people with my intellect.
Last is true. Though my photographs tend to be fuzzy. I am part verbal.

... all of a sudden out of the blue a family member says. "Your welcome." Or, "Aren't you going to say thank you?"

So true.

If you live on the opposite side of the city from where you work and drive out to the coast every morning so you can drive around the outside of the city to avoid as many of the people as possible - only making a detour into the city when you need more fuel for your vehicle.

When you feel the road is crowded if you can see another vehicle.

If your mother had to pull a staple out your finger when you were little because you wanted to see if it behaved the same way in your finger as it did in the eraser you just tested before that.*

*BTW It does not really hurt when you push it through the tip of your finger to the other side where it hits the nail - its pulling it out again that is the trick...

You might be an aspie if you tell something.

You might be an aspie if something is told by you.

And the, you tell something, and it might mean you're an aspie.

(Just self-humour, you know )

This is so true, it doesn't look organized but i know where everything is

You might be an aspie if the only channels you watch are discovery and space.

You might be an aspie if you don't own a tv or follow tv programs but still go into a trance state if someone turns on a tv no matter what is on.

...you always have to have an end spot when parking your car so someone else can't park next to you and prevent you from being able to open your driver's side door wide enough to get in comfortably.