You Might be an Aspie if...

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...hey! Ouch! Where'd that wall come from?!

You're attacked on WrongPlanet, just for being the way that you are.

Some of these adapted from others, as I just looked through the last 20 pages of the thread and found some similar ones. Which is probably another good example

You might an aspie if...

...people know you are coming into the room before they see you because of the sound of your footsteps.
...you don't find anything weird about beatboxing while just walking around town.
...you don't use any drugs, but people assume you're a huge pothead.
...you try smoking pot and think to yourself, "hey, this is how I feel all the time".
...when you receive a text message with the abbreviation, "ur", you, even for a moment, think they're referencing the works of Carl Jung.
...you think swivel chairs are just awesome.
...when people say "What's up?" you begin to explain, in detail, everything that is currently happening in your life.

Heh, so true!

...launch into a lengthy discourse about everything that is physically located over head with respect to where you are, including the chemical composition of all the visible (and invisible) particulant matter in the air, the various layers of Earth's atmosphere, the contents of our solar system, the Milky Way, several other nearby galaxies, quasars, black holes...

...but really, it can't be said to be "up" in a universal sense, because the known universe stretches as far as anyone can see in any direction. "What's omnidirectional?" would be a better question.

...and it's really a misnomer to call it a universe since we can't know for sure that ours is the only one (it IS expanding, after all, so we're probably moving toward some universes while simultaneously moving away from others), so perhaps the term omniverse is a bit more appropriate...

Reply "roof" or "sky" depending on if you're inside or outside

YMBAAI...

It takes you 3 days to realise that you've accidentally clicked the "repeat song" button on the stereo instead of the "repeat playlist" on the playlist thats already been on for 4 weeks...

I do that. I often say, "The Sky." Weather I am ioutside or not.

When people ask - "What's up?" and you say: "Sky / roof !" - it is considered a good sense of humor, in Europe. There, all my friends would LOL. Here, people look strange at my soon who does the same. (Unfortunately, learned it from me!) I started feeling as ASPI, he became big one, almost all people I know over sea, would be considered one. Isn't THAT strange? Maybe, nothing is wrong with us but, we are forced to hang out with wrong group that doesn't get us... ,we sure feel comfortable when we find someone who think similar than we do.

When , after a while a very nice NT says "I would now like to introduce you to my personal friend Jesus Christ.."

And you reply , In all earnestness, "no thanks I have retained an (occasional) imaginary friend (-robot) from childhood already . She's now evolved into a military grade cyborg who has a theory the nuclear apocalypse will in part result from the self fulfilling prophecies arising from the interactions of the of the three main Abrahamic religions. I do not think they would get along. "

Or you did it intentionally. Bonus points if it was Ravel's Bolero. Also if you have a single playlist that's constantly evolving.

LOL - nope - but close - i have 2 playlists - one i like and one i chuck on for a few days when mr pixie gets annoyed enough to request a change in the music My one is mostly gentle techno with very few words - and yeah, evolves in that the odd song gets added or removed every few months

You can eat the same foods, every day, and not get sick of them.

Yes, I buy the same lunch at school every day, not at home though since I can't decide on what's for dinner.

You might be an aspie if it took you longer to know how to tie your shoelaces than other people. Heck, if it took longer to learn how to ride a bicycle.