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Basperger
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26 May 2010, 12:15 pm

AspieGirlC89 wrote:

Sophist wrote:

-If, at the age of near-24, just yesterday you finally got why the joke "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" is a joke and have been chuckling since...

**Raises Hand**

You might be an aspie if you had to read the quote (above) 3 or 4 different times before understanding the joke as well.

I really never got that, now I do, it's funny

...if you and the postman (also AS) try so hard to avoid eye-contact, you make eye-contact, by checking if he is making eye-contact, because he shouldn't, and me neither.
...if you're in a bar and to avoid social interaction, you organise the coasters on brand, colour, size, quality, geometry, and spent 2 and a half hours reorganising them, because you can't decide what has the highest priority.

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26 May 2010, 10:38 pm

You might be an Aspie if you'd rather have your teeth drilled sans anesthetic than a kiss.

(Not rhetorical, by the way.)

You might be an Aspie if you have legitimate reason to worry about what would happen to your reputation if the people at the library are paying attention to the books you check out.

(Yay for special interests.)

You might be an Aspie if the soft classical music hurts your ears, so you turn it off and play Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog on loop for a few hours.

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26 May 2010, 10:38 pm

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26 May 2010, 11:00 pm

Basperger wrote:

...if you and the postman (also AS) try so hard to avoid eye-contact, you make eye-contact, by checking if he is making eye-contact, because he shouldn't, and me neither.

an aspie postman? i don't know why this amuses me so much . ..

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27 May 2010, 12:53 am

LadybugQ wrote:

You might be an Aspie if you would rather read the entire collection of Ripley's Believe it or Not in your high schools library or anything written by Bradbury/Heinlein/Asimov than romance novels or similar drivel directed to high schoolers!

LOL, or do this in place of normal social interaction. :nerdy:

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27 May 2010, 2:12 am

katzefrau wrote:

Basperger wrote:

...if you and the postman (also AS) try so hard to avoid eye-contact, you make eye-contact, by checking if he is making eye-contact, because he shouldn't, and me neither.

an aspie postman? i don't know why this amuses me so much . ..

He's always prompt

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27 May 2010, 2:48 am

katzefrau wrote:

Basperger wrote:

...if you and the postman (also AS) try so hard to avoid eye-contact, you make eye-contact, by checking if he is making eye-contact, because he shouldn't, and me neither.

an aspie postman? i don't know why this amuses me so much . ..

I used to do it... but it sucked horribly.

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27 May 2010, 4:56 am

Fuzzy wrote:

katzefrau wrote:

Basperger wrote:

...if you and the postman (also AS) try so hard to avoid eye-contact, you make eye-contact, by checking if he is making eye-contact, because he shouldn't, and me neither.

an aspie postman? i don't know why this amuses me so much . ..

I used to do it... but it sucked horribly.

He also doesn't look to content, I can understand, all those annoying people who think they can start a conversation just because you're the postman.

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27 May 2010, 4:12 pm

YMBAAI you wonder why sleeping like a baby is a good thing, when anything else like a baby isn't, and babies typically wake up every few hours crying....

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28 May 2010, 1:23 am

And not every baby sleeps the same way, witch one should you choose?

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28 May 2010, 7:20 am

. . . you have spent all of your day off compiling a list of people likely to show up to your sister's upcoming cookout and trying to analyze previous interactions with them in order to compile a list of possible conversations (both their side and your side) in order to be better prepared for the inevitable.

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28 May 2010, 9:31 am

^ I have a similar event to attend tomorrow.
If it is the same one at least we know each other and don`t have to be anxious. :lol:

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28 May 2010, 9:31 am

. . . you've been working somewhere for 3 months, it's employee review time, and in the comments section there are the phrases "cold, brutal efficiency" "almost inhuman accuracy", and "needs to work on being more personable"

. . . you intentionally spelled it sonofghandi and not sonofgandhi because you like to see if anyone notices (just putting this one out there in honor of a few messages in my inbox).

. . . you were made fun of in elementary school because of the words you used, because the only way you knew how to talk was from a mix of what you had read in the chronicles of narnia, the hobbit, some charles dickens books, and the bible.

. . . you would rather pay to talk to someone you don't know very well via email than be handed a $10 bill for every minute you talked to them face-to-face. (theoretically speaking, of course).

. . . people constantly say things like, "i saw you driving by the other day and waved. why didn't you wave back? did i do something to make you mad?"

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29 May 2010, 2:18 am

Sean wrote:

...you knew at the beginningof our freshman year that you weren't going to the senior prom.

...by the time the prom came, they couldn't have paid you a million dollars to go to the prom

...your teacher commands every one in the room to pair-off to discuss a topic and you are extremely relieved that no one wants to be your partner.

....you constantly forget taking the trash out even if you walk past it all the time because it isn't on your mental agenda of things to do.

...if your brain decides to take a leave when ever you are asked to do an unpleasant task.

...You gave up on ever convincing people that you are not odd ages ago. You now just live your life and to hell with anyone who thinks it strange.

...if your neighbors come to your door needing help with their computer at all hours of the night

...if you help them with their computer problems at all hours of the night

...if the only reason anybody from high school knew who you were is because you have a popular sibling

...if your high school librarian knew you better than your classmates

haha these are classic.
thanks for posting! (the ones quoted are soooo me).

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...if you're in class and everybody wants to sit by you for help with thier work but you can't get your own work done in time to save your life

i was on the a honor roll when i first started high school. . .but then people started to hate me because of it (or at least i was convinced of it myself). . .and everyone ALWAYS expected me to perform well i quickly found out it was just easier to stop caring.
withing a month i went from straight a's (and 2 b's) in all my classes, to nothing but d's and f's.

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29 May 2010, 6:57 am

...your facial tick came back by the time you finished reading the first post because of lack of spell check. (Sorry)
...you squealed/ stimmed on the inside when you read the word cataclysm.

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29 May 2010, 9:12 am

...people pass your office door to see you inside laughing hysterically, all by yourself.

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