You Might be an Aspie if...

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The fun part is that the joke works whether you know programming or not, and whether you know the chain rule or not.

"Should I use the chain rule or something else?"

"Yes, you should use either the chain rule or something else."

The original lineup of your favourite band seems more like a family, than your biological family does.

If at 1:30 AM on Christmas morning you are posting on the forums on Wrong Planet.

Nope. For me it then becomes a simple choice of using A or B to achieve X.

"When I make the apple pie should I use apples or something else?
vs.
"When I make the Fzzt should I use apples or something else?"
The first is funny because of the logical incongruity but the second is just a choice, if you don't know what "Fzzt" means.
Or it's possibly funny because in order to make "Fzzt" you'll need to use something to construct it, so then it doesn't matter if you don't know what "Fzzt" is. In which case the answer is "yes, use A or B".
Ah, hmm. I think that's the point you're making but for it to work for me, I need an appropriate "if" before it and my not knowing what "chain rule" means just broke it.

If you feel threatened by female NTs.

you might be an Aspie if you've counted every single post that has ever been made since WP existed...

You're as stubborn as a mule.

You might be aspie if you find the comments explaining a joke more interesting than the joke itself.

you might be an aspie if, you try to count every single jellybean in the world..

(blows raspberry)

You might be Aspie if you hate typos in your posts so much, that after you've written a long post you cut it and paste it onto Microsoft Office Word, and press ''Spelling and Grammar'', and correct all the captured mistakes, then cut it and paste it back onto the bit where you write the post in, then submit it. You go through all that 'cos you can't be bothered to just read it through.

You might be Aspie if you suffer from mild Agoraphobia and can't always have courage to go out - yet you are fine getting on the buses to see the gorgeous bus-drivers you fancy.

You might be Aspie if you've outgrown jumping back when a dog comes near you, but you've started to jump back when a toddler comes near you.

Additionally, you might be Aspie if you can't help yourself from glaring at toddlers when they start screaming.

...if you refuse to watch movies from before the 90's because the special effects and picture quality are horrid.

...if your favorite part of a movie is its special effects.

...if you ever failed a class on principle

...if you were upset that you had to convert your avatar photo from a PNG to a compressed JPEG in order to get it under the 16 KB limit, and you are now unhappy because you have a photo of inferior quality representing you.

...if you edit your posts more than three times because you keep finding grammatical errors

...if you like hanging out on the Aspie forum better than talking to people on Facebook.

...and if you notice that it appears to be upside-down.

Endlessly - and it really annoys when despite all this, the posted message still has errors. It becomes an issue for a while if there's no edit-after-post function too.

I love it!! Brings to mind something similar:

...if you avoid small children because you cannot cope with their apparent lack of independence or their total disregard for your personal space.

You might be Aspie if your parents keep on reminding you that the C-word is a very strong and offensive swear word to use......

Last edited by Joe90 on 03 Jan 2011, 1:09 pm, edited 1 time in total.

1.If you enjoy any of the following hobbies computer programming,electronics anything technical /complicated.

2.If you blush when someone praises you.

3.If you dont obey authority figures.

4.If you spend more than 1 day alone.

5.If you flap your hands up and down and jump up and down with dribble coming out of your mouth.

6.If you laugh any longer than 5sec at a time.

7.If you hear sounds that you think are too lound but noone else thinks so.

8.If you have any routine at all where if it *ucks up even slightly you get cross.

9.If you like cheesy/salsa and 60s/70s/80s dance music or Eurodance.

10.If you display any interest in your environment say i wonder how that works.