You Might be an Aspie if...

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Exactly, can you imagine what my kitchen looks like then? HAHA

You might be an Aspie if you talk to your friends less than once a week.

....you get really annoyed when you type in ''Life on Mars'' on Youtube and all what comes up is the song by David Bowie - which is not what you want.

You might be an aspie if you enjoy April Fool's Day because it is the one day of the year you can be justifiably skeptical about everything you read. You're not paranoid if everyone really is trying to trick you!

You might be an aspie if you despise April Fool's Day because it is the one day of the year people lie freely without regard to those who take these lies literally. What do you mean, you were lying?

You might be an aspie if you have difficulty deciding which of the above apply to you.

Good point
The T-shirt I am wearing right now proves it.

Oh YES. As a young woman I thought an airline pilot doing long flights would be a perfect husband.

Here's one I just realized about myself:

You look forward to climbing into bed with your book, the way others seem to looking forward to getting together with "friends".

And yet still consider them one of your best friends.....

You might be an Aspie if, after hearing you're being made redundant, your initial thoughts/feelings on the situation have nothing to do with the news itself (my boss, who is also my friend, had to give me the news and during the meeting my concern was on the obvious effect one of the other staff in the room was having on her, rather than being at all concerned about losing my job.)

47 here - but hey, they're still putting out albums (Clockwork Angels is coming out this year!).

You might be an aspie if....

When you change your sons diaper you put it on backwards... YES BACKWARDS, if that is possible...

When your childs diaper *explodes* (the inside comes out if the diaper gets ripped) and when your wife asks you why you left the insides laying on the floor all day you reply "Its ice so I was just going to let it melt". Really hunny? If ice comes out of a childs diaper we should really be concerned! It was a clear jelly looking stuff. Not ice sweetie!

this form B 9 ...

like to be alone.
i can think better that way.
i see people as "talking heads".
they are a curiosity like "lava lamps", but once i have seen them, i tend to move on in my mind.

"silent heads" are another type of person.
what can i do with a "silent head" who is thrust into my company?

dump it in the bin i guess because it is useless to me.

i prefer to think about things that language can only "describe". i do not care to think about the linguistic approximation of what i am really considering. i do not need to talk to heads.

i may need "love" when i am old and feeble, but for now, i keep myself warm and happy with my thoughts.

i love animals and they are my company.
they never abandon me and i know i am liked very much by them.
i had many animals look at me with pleasure today.
so i am not totally concrete. i love simple innocent living beings and want them as my companions


Actually I'm thinking of bringing this one in to my GP apparently every time I see him I'm supposed to bring in something" humorous " for him it made me laugh . Though my Gp doesn't get it (yet) his getting there I told him I'm ASD / lefty ++ = humourless boring **** Mc 2.

I'm not sure maybe he'll find it humorous, on the very very rare occasions I make a witty or humorous observation he LOL may be he's just humouring me or may be his a little bit asd himself.

Probably the most tragic part of B9's metaphor is growing up we thought we needed that Lava lamp it was the swinging 60's after all and we needed to be like everyone else ,( for the same reasons you don't see blue budgerigars in the wild ) , the asd child goes to the local store , due to blindness is completely unaware of the fact that the store owner is a crook , who purchases his goods from a fly by night company in China, the ASD child gets zapped repeatedly, doesn't no what to do go back to the store for a refund, go, to another store (though they don't have the funds to go to another one in another town ) , this was an age before the internat ,go without it and suffer the consequences, they become very very anxious once they reach adult hood they become a boiler bunny * have a massive breakdown with a asd diagnosis , luckily they get correctly medicated and finally have grown up to realise what a fool they where trying to be like everyone else.

I say leave the lava lamp on the shelf it will only jolt you, it wont fit in with the decor, it will collect dust and take up valuable space, and it will chew more energy (funds) than you will ever realise......


* boiler bunny it's a film reference, google it if your interested....

You might be an aspie if you thought of a good 'you might be an aspie' joke, but didn't want to post it because it might have already been thought of, knew you weren't going to read the thread all in one setting, and when you come back to it you probably wouldn't continue from the exact page you were at before. You didn't want to duplicate...so you didn't post it.

...and still can't help but wonder whether someone has posted this already...

....if you are now going to go through the entire thread...because now you [b]have to[b] know.

...if you spot injustice by super heros and think 'if they don't appreciate their powers, they shouldn't have them.'

...You then get angry because you know you could do it better..

Don't need to play tetris on a console because you have a version playing in your head.

You might be an aspie if...

You don't know what to say when you're asked to talk about yourself, but if someone asks you what your PC's specs are, you could go on for hours.

English is your second language, binomial code is your first.

You have to turn off your music so that you can think of what to post here.

Your favorite number is 1701.

You bring up the topic of gravitational lensing when your friend tells you their dog died.

...you base all your PIN numbers and passwords off of starship registration numbers - and none of them are 1701.

(At my last job, my password for the computer system was "BSG49Valkyrie".)

...your Technical Drawing teacher photocopies your 100% scoring test papers to hand out to the class. While the rest of the class is still on question 3....