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Prof_Pretorius
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28 Jul 2009, 11:33 pm

A kangaroo walks into a pub, sits down and say Barkeep, how about a pint? The barkeep brings him a pint, and figures what the hell... he says that's 3 pounds, the kangaroo reaches in his pouch and pulls out a fiver. Looking to make a bit of conversation the barkeep says "ya know, we don't get many kangaroos in here." The Kangaroo responds, "At these prices, no wonder ..."


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