auntblabby
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01 Mar 2010, 7:05 pm
Brittany2907 wrote:
Something you might find interesting...my grandma was in a chiller one day at work and discovered that when you fart in one, it stays in one spot. This, in my mind, would be one of the best chances of trying to catch a fart in a jar. That could be a super power. 
My super power is communicating with animals and I've known this since I was a toddler.
My super power is communicating with animals and I've known this since I was a toddler.
there could be something about cold still air that confines one's gases in a small area. but for some reason, my farts would not obey my wishes to stay in my pants or even in one spot behind me as i stood in the corner hoping nobody would walk by. when i was in elementary school one cold winter day, on the schoolbus my beans would not behave [previous night's chili not agreeing with me], and i tried to hold it in but it oozed out, and within seconds, wafting on the warm air from the heater, the aroma caused the kids around me to commence puking. together, the gas and the vomit turned the schoolbus into a teargas chamber, and kids were rolling down the windows for relief, and the cold air pissed-off the bus driver who yelled, "roll up those god-damned windows!" but then after the windows were rolled-up there were more emanations so the stink rose up as well, so it was only a little while before the driver yelled "roll down those god-damned windows!" my mother had a saying, "farts travel down one's pantlegs, meet at the ankles and say good-bye."
as for catching farts in a jar, large methane capture firms do just that with pigs and cows, their emanations power the farms. eminently practical.
i have no animal powers, especially with dogs who are always snapping at me. but cats sniff me like catnip and then jump all over me. i don't know why, as i am not a cat person.
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01 Mar 2010, 7:40 pm
auntblabby wrote:
Brittany2907 wrote:
Something you might find interesting...my grandma was in a chiller one day at work and discovered that when you fart in one, it stays in one spot. This, in my mind, would be one of the best chances of trying to catch a fart in a jar. That could be a super power.
My super power is communicating with animals and I've known this since I was a toddler.
My super power is communicating with animals and I've known this since I was a toddler.
there could be something about cold still air that confines one's gases in a small area. but for some reason, my farts would not obey my wishes to stay in my pants or even in one spot behind me as i stood in the corner hoping nobody would walk by. when i was in elementary school one cold winter day, on the schoolbus my beans would not behave [previous night's chili not agreeing with me], and i tried to hold it in but it oozed out, and within seconds, wafting on the warm air from the heater, the aroma caused the kids around me to commence puking. together, the gas and the vomit turned the schoolbus into a teargas chamber, and kids were rolling down the windows for relief, and the cold air pissed-off the bus driver who yelled, "roll up those god-damned windows!" but then after the windows were rolled-up there were more emanations so the stink rose up as well, so it was only a little while before the driver yelled "roll down those god-damned windows!" my mother had a saying, "farts travel down one's pantlegs, meet at the ankles and say good-bye."
as for catching farts in a jar, large methane capture firms do just that with pigs and cows, their emanations power the farms. eminently practical.
i have no animal powers, especially with dogs who are always snapping at me. but cats sniff me like catnip and then jump all over me. i don't know why, as i am not a cat person.
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01 Mar 2010, 9:26 pm
I seem to be invisible, I have had people walk into me in the mall who are startled when they bump me like a appeared out of thin air, I am going to test this again in the nude 
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01 Mar 2010, 9:27 pm
Friskeygirl wrote:
I seem to be invisible, I have had people walk into me in the mall who are startled when they bump me like a appeared out of thin air, I am going to test this again in the nude
when and where? just wonderin'
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02 Mar 2010, 2:48 am
Friskeygirl wrote:
I seem to be invisible, I have had people walk into me in the mall who are startled when they bump me like a appeared out of thin air, I am going to test this again in the nude
I can become invisible, but only when nobody's looking.
02 Mar 2010, 9:28 am
I can bend my foot around so I can bite my toenails.....whaddya mean that's not a superpower!! It is when you've got a raggy nail and no clippers in sight..... 
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