The humor of flatulence: awesome?

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07 Apr 2010, 8:37 am

In the words of Stella from "Over the Hedge" . . . "Oh, I can clear a room." :twisted:

A fart is like a bad relationship . . . they tend to linger for a while.

Shrek: "Better out than in, I always say."

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs[/youtube]

i dont even wanna know how many "fart" entries are on youtube . . .

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07 Apr 2010, 9:36 am

sorry about triple post . . . system error

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07 Apr 2010, 9:50 am

PlatedDrake wrote:

sorry about triple post . . . system error

ah yes, the "system" must've had a bout of gas, maybe?

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23 Apr 2010, 4:27 am

Ahaseurus2000 wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

iceb wrote:

To fart, it is a pleasure.
It gives the bowels an ease.
When done underneath the bed-clothes.
It suffocates the fleas.

The reason that farts
smell like they do
is so the deaf
can enjoy them too.

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23 Apr 2010, 5:39 am

I have more than just gas. I have a hard time, making it to the toilet, and I have this one friend, who jokes around about it. When I come back out of the washroom, after more than 5 minutes, he starts humming the tune to 'Mick Avory's Underpants', and than he tells my other friend, "You don't have to run to the washroom, just go in your Depends!"

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23 Apr 2010, 5:43 am

Hillary Clinton farts:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlkxQMxJmEU&NR=1[/youtube]

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23 Apr 2010, 12:26 pm

The other night, I was trying to let one go quietly, so as to not wake anyone.

I lifted to one side slightly, and just relaxed, in the process apparently turning my butt into a musical instrument.

Then I hear a note like the one produced by running your finger around the rim of a wine glass, perfectly clear, steady, "reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-nee-oooorp". It startled me so much I froze, for fear of such a wondrous event being destroyed, then, to my horror, I realized no one was around to hear it!

Curses!

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24 Apr 2010, 12:51 am

justMax wrote:

Then I hear a note like the one produced by running your finger around the rim of a wine glass, perfectly clear, steady, "reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-nee-oooorp". It startled me so much I froze, for fear of such a wondrous event being destroyed, then, to my horror, I realized no one was around to hear it!Curses!

you should have had an audio recorder at the ready for such an occasion. :lol:

so you could regale folk in the morning with your nocturnal nether creativity.

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24 Apr 2010, 8:36 pm

I find it very funny as well.

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24 Apr 2010, 9:04 pm

I find it very funny as well.

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24 Apr 2010, 10:15 pm

Yes, I do believe flatulence is quite humorous indeed!

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24 Apr 2010, 11:14 pm

justMax wrote:

Now That was funny!

Today my daughter thought that if she farted on my money (2 quarters) I would be grossed out enough to give them to her. when I wouldn't she licked them and I told her she was licking fecal particles that had come from her butt, lol. I did make her brush her teeth because money is gross anyway. I still didn't give her the quarters.

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24 Apr 2010, 11:28 pm

No. I can't see how anyone can think otherwise.

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25 Apr 2010, 7:44 am

My niece used to fart into the phone when talking to me...

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