Aspie = Fail (LOL)

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I have held down 2 fulltime jobs for 9 years each but did not interview for them
I am funny
I am assertive for a few things
I am extremely protective of family
I have been known to manipulate people to get my way since I was 5
I suck at math
I have a bad memory
I do not shy away from violence

Yup another Aspie Fail.
Especially that manipulating - I envy you mate. I admired this trait in Al Swearegen in Deadwood. OK I may be very Aspie here but I can sell you anything.

I can lie and I'm very good at it.

Aspie Fail.

I'm a jerk to people who deserve it
I can lie
I have written fiction and like fiction
I suck at math and not into science
I am not a geek
I don't know how to fix computers
I did pretend play growing up


Aspie=Fail

1) I am an actor--I can present emotional states on demand.
2) I am capable of small talk (see #1)
3) I have a decent "bedside manner" (see #1)
4) I have friends

Aspie = Fail

I have a decent group of friends.
I am s**t at maths and alegbra is my worst nightmare
I like concerts/parties/discos etc

aspie=fail

I couldn't retreat into my cave even if I attempted to.

Aspie = FAIL!

(when not consumed by anxiety) i am really confident

aspie=fail

I enjoy singing in front of people.
I dropped calculus my first year of university.
I have over 250 facebook "friends".

aspie=fail

I suck at Math.

I think Science is mostly boring.

I'm physically attractive.

I can usually recognize sarcasm.

I'm not that literal.

Aspie=Fail

^Own two homes.
One nice Mercedes.^

Aspie =fail

I have facebook
I have done small talk
I'm not a virgin
I've been in a play
I've been to a movie premiere
I've stood in line for eight hours and made it without a problem
I'm not real clumsy
I'm not black and white
I've gone to dances and parties and bars


Aspie=fail.

Well I don't know if I'm playing this game properly=Fail.

When I read some examples I got a small grasp of it so I hope I don't fail, except when I failed at first with the first few examples=fail

I fail at video games so I just team kill them. I don't know if I failed or not so=fail? I don' know.

Nice. You guys really suck as Aspies

Oh I have two kids and in a relationship with a great lady and I am not meek or mild

Aspie = FAIL

I can usually get two people to start arguing or get a group of people to hate someone. I can take advantage of people's politcal correctness, religious faiths, racism, homophobia, wanting to belong to the group, people feeling sorry for me, and stupidity. People have a tendancy to believe what I say about other people for some reason. People tell me stuff all the time also, they cannot wait to dish dirt about someone else. I am just willing to repeat what other people tell in front of someone or to snitch someone out when the time is right. I believe its a survival trait I picked up in school to draw attention away from me. For instance I am really good at changing the lyrics of songs so they can be used to insult or harrass someone. I did this a lot at my last job since my co-workers loved to sing them to aggravate someone who has pissed me off. All I had to do was write down the lyrics and hand them out to my co-workers and they would gleefully sing the song and harrass my opponent all day for me.