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08 Aug 2010, 4:29 pm

"Say it with flowers" Just remember to prune the thorns from any roses, and make sure there are no allergies to the person you give them too :roll:

Nothing says, "I love you" better than a condom :lol:



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08 Aug 2010, 4:32 pm

I have a condom. Should I give it to my mother?



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08 Aug 2010, 4:51 pm

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I have a condom. Should I give it to my mother?


Why do you have a condom? You know you ain't getting some. :P

Just kidding. ;)


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08 Aug 2010, 5:49 pm

Keith wrote:

Nothing says, "I love you" better than a condom :lol:


Used or unused? :P


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08 Aug 2010, 6:19 pm

Ferdinand wrote:
Spazzergasm wrote:
I have a condom. Should I give it to my mother?


Why do you have a condom? You know you ain't getting some. :P

Just kidding. ;)


Why I happen to have a condom at the moment is none of your business. :wink:



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08 Aug 2010, 6:22 pm

I found a long and thin rubber balloon on the floor once. It had some white soap on it. My mummy told me not to pick it up for some reason :?


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08 Aug 2010, 6:33 pm

are you diagnsed? if so thn i totally understnd it can be hard for aspergerians to cope with love specially from other ppl. i often find sharing your interests wit ppl helps. for me i say "hello my name is jamal i like basketball and jewish cultrue. what do you like? then if they tell me they love me or that my hair is pretty i dn care? you see?



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08 Aug 2010, 6:44 pm

Spazzergasm wrote:
Ferdinand wrote:
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I have a condom. Should I give it to my mother?


Why do you have a condom? You know you ain't getting some. :P

Just kidding. ;)


Why I happen to have a condom at the moment is none of your business. :wink:


Possible reasons:
1) curiosity
2) practising applying
3) toy - (kids would fill them up like water balloons)
4) seriously might get into a "hot" situation where one would be needed

The girls/women (whatever you call them by) I have been with were clueless as to how to put one on. There was only one that knew how, it's good when it's applied by someone else. But ideally, both should have one.



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08 Aug 2010, 6:51 pm

I tell (girl) friends all the time. I would tell guys too but being male makes them homophobes. I really care about all my friends, or did prior to this weekend anyways. Two of them have severely let me down so my niceness is going down the drain.


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08 Aug 2010, 9:56 pm

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you should tell her you show love through actions, next time she says it to you.


Yes, I have done that before already :)



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08 Aug 2010, 10:01 pm

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My family and I always say 'I love you' to one another. And we always mean it - we don't say it as a lie. Once I was talking to my sister on my cell and some of my classmates in graduate school overheard me and when I walked back in they poked fun at me as though I'd been on the phone with a a boyfriend saying "oooooh i love you tooooo". Silly monkeys.

I always mean it and don't mind when others say it to me, even if I don't feel the same toward them. Love's one of those things we need more of in this world.


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09 Aug 2010, 8:03 am

From memory, when my brother was young, he would always say "I love you" to me, and I would not make a reply. That got him upset once, and he told a counselor at a camp. The counselor came up to me and said "your brother told me that you don't love him anymore" and I still didn't make a reply. Its not that I don't love him, its just that I don't tell him that often. Its the same with my parents. We usually don't use that "I love you" around the house that often. Whenever its a crush, her friends will ask me that question " do you like her?" (using like instead of love), and I would get into trouble. Only once did a girl ask me that question and I tried to hide my yes by using my dad as an excuse by saying "well he knew that you were interested in me" and before I knew it, we were a couple.



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09 Aug 2010, 8:06 am

I get very uncomfortable if people say that to me. It's different if I am the one saying it though, I want them to say it back. Weird I know it is.



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10 Aug 2010, 3:34 am

Kiseki wrote:
Spazzergasm wrote:
you should tell her you show love through actions, next time she says it to you.


Yes, I have done that before already :)


Oh that's good. :) It would be sad if you never bothered. XD



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10 Aug 2010, 3:34 am

Keith wrote:
Spazzergasm wrote:
Ferdinand wrote:
Spazzergasm wrote:
I have a condom. Should I give it to my mother?


Why do you have a condom? You know you ain't getting some. :P

Just kidding. ;)


Why I happen to have a condom at the moment is none of your business. :wink:


Possible reasons:
1) curiosity
2) practising applying
3) toy - (kids would fill them up like water balloons)
4) seriously might get into a "hot" situation where one would be needed

The girls/women (whatever you call them by) I have been with were clueless as to how to put one on. There was only one that knew how, it's good when it's applied by someone else. But ideally, both should have one.



That's ridiculous. It's not exactly like they're difficult to use. XD



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10 Aug 2010, 3:57 am

Show me.... :wink: :twisted: