Straight Toilet Talk

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I've gotten over it a bit, but I do still prefer more privacy. Family makes fun of me for not even letting cats in the bathroom. Seems almost as if they hide in there deliberately.

Oh yeah. One time in highschool i asked to go to the bathroom 5 times in one period because i kept on sitting their waiting to go but couldnt, because people where chit-chatting in the bathroom behind me. I eventually had to use the secret drama bathroom.

I have trained myself to pee only twice a day. In the morning after I get out of bed and before I go to sleep which is very late because I am a nocturnal person. That means I never have to use public restrooms.
It has been this way for years so I don't know any better and it doesn't bother me. Other people may think that's extreme but that is their problem.

Last edited by pokerface on 11 Mar 2012, 4:19 pm, edited 1 time in total.

I have bathroom er specialties.

If people are downstairs, I can't pee downstairs so I go upstairs.

If people are upstairs, I go downstairs to pee.

And I only like public restrooms if no one is in there and most of the time I pee standing up not in the public urinals because every man who walks in can watch me pee and it's uncomfortable. Especially those who try to talk to you.

not half as awkward as when somebody chats you up while you're trying to take a dump. imagine the following loo conversation-
"so, what are you gonna do later today, bob?"
"i'm think i'm gonna AAAUUUUGHGHGH! go to the stAUGHGHGH-ore to get some more supAUGHGHGH-SPLASH!-lies for the trip. so what about you, john?"

This is the wisest post I've seen in weeks.

Why the hell in the world would they do that?

I rarely um do numer 2 when in public, unless I have to really go. And even then I have to find the less busy restroom. If there are three stories of a building I try and find the one with less traffic.

when i was in the army, i could get no peace anywhere, even on the throne much of the time. i would get chewed out by some brasshole over this or that, they'd even follow me into the crapper and keep yelling at me even when i was stinking up the place, which caused a few of 'em to just give up and leave me alone. more than a few of 'em would come into the lavatory while i was in there, and they'd plug their nose and say, "EEZ ZET YEEUU EEN DEER?" that was my training ground, my desensitization laboratory, so to speak, to get me to be able to ignore all the distractions that, previous to my army experience, would cause my tailpipe or thalawacker to just clamp shut and not pass any poo or pee.

when i was in the army, i could get no peace anywhere, even on the throne much of the time. i would get chewed out by some brasshole over this or that, they'd even follow me into the crapper and keep yelling at me even when i was stinking up the place, which caused a few of 'em to just give up and leave me alone. more than a few of 'em would come into the lavatory while i was in there, and they'd plug their nose and say, "EEZ ZET YEEUU EEN DEER?" that was my training ground, my desensitization laboratory, so to speak, to get me to be able to ignore all the distractions that, previous to my army experience, would cause my tailpipe or thalawacker to just clamp shut and not pass any poo or pee. [/quote]

That sounds like a nightmare. I'd have a panic attack on the throne being invaded like that.

well, i figured that if they had to tolerate my stink to be able to yell at me, then that made us even

Yep, hate public restrooms, except for those that are only big enough for one person at a time. @Auntblabby: I remember the horror of those old trough-style urinals, too... you're not alone.

yeah, us oldsters oughta stick together