OCD_Angel wrote:
Prof_Pretorius wrote:
It just popped into my head that time travelers don't age. Don't know why. I like the Elf comment, when they say 'what about your ears?" you can say you magically changed them so you fit in better.
lol, that's a good addition.
For a long time, I thought I must be some kind of alien because I don't age at the same rate as all my peers.
I have always felt the same way.
OCD_Angel wrote:
Prof_Pretorius wrote:
Try to enjoy it. Really. Make some joke out it. Like "I look this young because I never worry about anything."
The opposite is much worse. "So you're retired? What do you do now? Are you getting retirement cheques?" And I explain no, I'm a good eleven years or more from retirement. I sometimes joke that it's like Indiana Jones said, "it's not the years, it's the miles." Then they look at me like maybe I have a serious disease.
I did try making a joke of it a few times. When people ask me what's my secret of youth, I answer, "I like eating food with a lot of preservatives." (Which is actually true.. I have the most unhealthy diet.)
But most of the time, I'm not really in the frame of mind to make jokes because I am uncomfortable enough as it is having a conversation and being social.
Sometimes I think people are being dense because you know how everyone wants to look younger, especially women, but then they dress exactly their age! Then they go, "Wow, I wish I could look young like you." So I'm thinking, sheesh, just stop wearing old people clothes and change your hairstyle and you'll shave off 5 or 10 years immediately.
But it's rude to say that aloud right?
Some rude things I've thought of other people who squee when they realize that I'm 28 instead of high school aged:
"sure it's easy to look younger than you, I didn't marry a tanning bed"
"turn those mom jeans upside down, sailing off a cliff, then you will go find a smile and something that truly fits you without aging you"
"too much makeup caked on makes a person look older"
"when people worry too much about appearance and all the fakeness they put into it, I'm sporting a carefree attitude-- that is the secret to my youth"
"when you eat like crap, you'll look like crap" (and I'm not meaning in an obesity sense, check a person with a healthy diet with proper water intake and their skin glows, as opposed to the person who eats junk food and endlessly guzzles soda with their dull nasty skin)
am I horrible or what? Personally, I think people have gotten used to worried and unhealthy being the new normal so bad that they now think that anyone who looks younger is freakish for not following what they've been doing to their bodies and accepting it as "normal". Of course, there are exceptions to this rule and I apologize if I offended anyone.