I never believed in Santa Claus. My parents never fed me that one, for which I’m thankful. I resent being tricked into thinking/believing something, and that would have been humiliating. My first encounter with Santa was at a Christmas party when I was 3. An enormous man entered the room and I found him frightening and hid behind the door. I didn’t get any candy bag because I didn’t dare approach that huge loud man. At six I wrote a letter to Santa to ask for the toy I wanted the most, but it was only a way to show my mother how much I really wanted that toy. I knew who got me the presents lol
At my grandparents’ there would always be one present labelled “from Santa”. I thought it came from their neighbour because I couldn’t believe my grandparents would think me so dumb that they’d think I believed in Santa. I was wrong. They did. I’m very glad my parents didn’t fool me into believing in Santa.
I was tricked with a few other things in my childhood, though; mostly because I didn’t expect any trickery from my family.
When I was 2 ½ my grandparents kept my Christmas presents in the storage room. To keep me from going in there, my grandmother told me that there was a ghost there. Even at that age I found that hard to believe. I didn’t believe in ghosts and I thought it weird that they hadn’t mentioned it earlier. But what if...? Curious I opened the door . Then, feeling really betrayed, I went into the living room and said accusingly: “there is no ghost.”
10 years later my grandmother talked about it. She laughed and said I had been so cute. I remembered it painfully and thought: “I wasn’t cute, I was hurt.”
When I was 6 my mother told me a tale about herself being a werewolf as a bedtime story. She told me I had to go to sleep soon before she changed. She told me about her werewolf life. I laughed and said there were no such thing. She insisted that she was indeed a werewolf. I didn’t believe her at first because I knew there was no such thing, but when she kept on insisting that it was true, I became confused, because I expected people to admit it once they were revealed. So she managed to make wonder if it was actually true.
When I was 7 maybe (6? 8?) my parents and I watched Derrick, a German detective series. A woman was cycling home and locked herself into her home. My mother said: “Ah, now she’ll get killed.” And she did.
I gaped and my mother and asked how she knew. My father said: “your mother can see the future.”
I didn’t know what to believe, and for days afterwards I wanted to ask her if it was true, and I would watch her for any signs that it was. Whenever I nearly asked her, I thought that if she did see the future, she’d know I was gonna ask.
I didn’t understand at the time that the show always started with someone being killed.
When I was 8 or 9 my parents and I walked our dog in a forest. Some of the tree trunks had blue markings on them. My father said something about them (can’t recall what) and called them purple. I snickered and said they were blue. He said he couldn’t tell the difference because he was color blind. That shut me up for a minute or so, because I knew you weren’t supposed to laugh at that kind of thing, then I said: “I thought it was red, green and brown you can’t tell apart.”
He laughed and said that he had had me for a little while, like he’d been real clever or something. 