redrobin62 wrote:
For a long time, I never thought I belonged to this world. Still don't, really, but seeing there are quite a few people on WP with the same ailments as me, I don't feel so alone.
Anyway, after suffering 30 years of incessant bullsh*t, I decided to finally check out. Sitting in my motel room, I scarfed down 47 sleeping pills (just didn't have the belly space for the 48th!), washed them down with Michelob, and with the cocaine already in my system from a few hours prior, I thought I was guaranteed to die.
Next thing I know, I'm having my stomach pumped at Peninsula Hospital. Next thing I knew, I was being shipped off to Creedmore Psych Hospital where I lived for 2 months.
It really wasn't such a bad experience. Can you imagine, though? I prefer being in jail or a psych hospital to real life? Pathetic, but that's just how it is.
I'd honestly prefer jail.
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