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03 Dec 2007, 1:25 am

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03 Dec 2007, 1:26 am

All the food in the world would be available to me.... I'd PIG OUT.



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03 Dec 2007, 4:06 am

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Well it is cockroaches or bees. And quite honestly, bees will just waste your time with all the dancing.

I have decided that roaches and bees will be all that is left, except our sole survivor. No going back, bees made it past the apocalypse.


Are you aware that bees are approaching extinction already? I place my bets on cockroaches.



I withdraw my idea about cloning.... I just can't see it being done. I'd just have to live with some animal friends while I make a monument explaining the death of the human race (due to selfishness and stupidity) then likely join the ranks of the dead myself (not so much from zero support structure, NO medicine, NO electricity, NO services, etc. but rather from deep depression and loneliness.)

Good thing for lots of canned goods, though I'd have to learn to defend myself from predators PDQ!



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03 Dec 2007, 9:50 am

Spend time in the company of cats.



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03 Dec 2007, 10:20 am

Hoard all the money that's been left behind, and live like a Queen.


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03 Dec 2007, 10:22 am

Go shopping anywhere I want.



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03 Dec 2007, 10:46 am

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Go shopping anywhere I want.

ill go take every single soft silky strap from Bodypoint corporation and every single soft silky blood pressure cuff from welch allyn... oh and also on top of all that id set up a machine at welch allyn to make a blood pressure cuff big enough to totally mummy wrap me he he... soft silky squeezy :D

i am not much of a shopper...


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03 Dec 2007, 10:55 am

Strapples wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Go shopping anywhere I want.

ill go take every single soft silky strap from Bodypoint corporation and every single soft silky blood pressure cuff from welch allyn... oh and also on top of all that id set up a machine at welch allyn to make a blood pressure cuff big enough to totally mummy wrap me he he... soft silky squeezy :D

i am not much of a shopper...


I've been banned from Wal-Mart. I would just go to browse and see how out of date they are if there was no one else there. I think I'd also get some telomerase so I could stay alive forever. I'd want to live in Australia, feeding parrots and learning their languages.



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03 Dec 2007, 11:03 am

Anybody ever read Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood?
this scenario sorta happens...(if someone else has mentioned it, sorry)

um...gee....

would there be cats?

I can't imagine having a good time if it was just me.
It sounds depressing. I would probably go crazy.



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03 Dec 2007, 11:11 am

Well firstly I'd find a solar-powered and wind-powered house that isn't linked via the grid to live in. If I couldn't find one, which I'm sure i could, I'd go to the library and work out how to make my own system. I'd probably find an existing farm so I could continue growing food and learn all about the most effective farming methods.

I'm sure that'd take up quite a bit of time, but maybe during the winter months, when I don't need to be tending so much to crops, I could go on little journeys around the country. I could learn how to drive without fear of killing people. I think you can walk through the channel tunnel so I wonder if you could drive through it and visit Europe. That way I can set up little holiday homes.

The rest of the time would be entirely taken up with reading and learning stuff, and watching lots and lots of DVDs. I'd also quite like to nosey around other people's homes. I could pretend to play "Through the keyhole". :-)

I think I'd probably go insane eventually, or maybe I'd just get used to it.

I quite like the idea, but it'd be better if I could keep my boyfriend to share the fun with.



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03 Dec 2007, 11:18 am

BlueMax wrote:
Speedy wrote:
Well it is cockroaches or bees. And quite honestly, bees will just waste your time with all the dancing.

I have decided that roaches and bees will be all that is left, except our sole survivor. No going back, bees made it past the apocalypse.


You are aware that bees are approaching extinction already? I place my bets on cockroaches.


I'd either learn as much as possible about cloning in a last-ditch desperate attempt to save the human race from extinction, or make a monument explaining the death of the human race (due to selfishness and stupidity) then likely join the ranks of the dead shortly after (mostly from the inability to survive with zero support structure, meaning NO medicine, NO electricity, NO services, nothing.

Good thing for lots of canned goods, though I'd have to learn to defend myself from predators PDQ!


Damn me and my sense of humour :wink:


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03 Dec 2007, 11:29 am

I could only hope that if everyone disappeared, they would first move their cars off the road--- then i would drive my Cutlass all over it. I'd then drive everyone else's cars, too. I'd have to get all those Chilton manuals and read them thoroughly as well, since there'd be no more mechanics as well. I'd have to do my own repairs--- but I'd use all their tools, too, since they're not around anymore to use them. I'd like to drive all the time.



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03 Dec 2007, 11:55 am

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Strapples wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Go shopping anywhere I want.

ill go take every single soft silky strap from Bodypoint corporation and every single soft silky blood pressure cuff from welch allyn... oh and also on top of all that id set up a machine at welch allyn to make a blood pressure cuff big enough to totally mummy wrap me he he... soft silky squeezy :D

i am not much of a shopper...


I've been banned from Wal-Mart. I would just go to browse and see how out of date they are if there was no one else there. I think I'd also get some telomerase so I could stay alive forever. I'd want to live in Australia, feeding parrots and learning their languages.

i personally wouldn't care if I were banned from wal-mart because I don't shop!


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03 Dec 2007, 12:06 pm

id steal all the famous artworks, like dali's metamorphaisi of narcisisuss, and other cool stuff like that from high security buildings.

id also walk in the middle dual carriage ways and other such massive v dangerous roads

i could also do a lot of grafiti on places that i dont like

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03 Dec 2007, 12:08 pm

steff wrote:
id steal all the famous artworks, like dali's metamorphaisi of narcisisuss, and other cool stuff like that from high security buildings.

id also walk in the middle dual carriage ways and other such massive v dangerous roads

i could also do a lot of grafiti on places that i dont like

steff x

uhm why do you want to break the laws?


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03 Dec 2007, 12:43 pm

What are laws when you are the only person in the world?