I GOT LAID!! !! LAID!! ! (For reals this time.)
Admittedly, I thought this post title was amusing
Where's your sense of humor?
I am crestfallen we didn't get the explicit details though....sigh.
I do not think this belongs in the Mature Section, but maybe the Immature Section!
Next post title suggestions: 1) Free Beer 2) Free Doughnuts 3) Naked Aspie pictues here 4) I am an African prince. I can offer you a large sum of money if you will only listen....my parents, killed in a coup, have forsaken.......you know the rest of the story. 5) FIRE (on the WrongPlanet)
Ok, do not do #5, it's just unethical.
I dare you for # 1-4 though. Just a suggestion. BUT, note the legal disclaimer below.
Disclaimer: Do not blame me if you get in trouble. This is of your own volition, not mine. I did not entice you or anyone.
If you want to run naked through the streets with a toga, that's your business.
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The ones who say “You can’t” and “You won’t” are probably the ones scared that you will. - Unknown

