Do I have problems getting dressed? Hmmm let's think. Ah, socks. My greatest foe. Curse their oily hides!

There's none more deceitful than the common or 'garden' sock. But my main problem with socks is that they often don't fit too well. Other than that, I'm fine with getting dressed. Although it takes me about an hour in the mornings because everytime I put something on I sit on my bed and stare blankly into space, overwhelmed by the world and what the day might bring. Ah, the day. My greatest foe. Curse it's oily hide!
Oh no, I have two greatest foes, that's not right.
