What is the most embarising thing you have ever done?

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Valueman

One night I was sleepwalking. I wound up sleepwalking to the kitchen eating spaghetti out of the pot in my sleep. The embarrassing part was I was naked and my brother and his girlfriend walked in on me.

I've had so many embarrassing moments, I don't know which ones to post.


I remember that in first grade I had something against closing the bathroom stall doors so I would use the stall with no door or just not close the door.


But later on I hated it when girls would stand on the toilets in the neighboring stalls and try to look over the wall and watch me on the toilet.

Umm alot of things


One of them being saying something wrong


I was at mccdonalds with my brother, and his friends

My brother was drinking a milk shake, but i noticed there was some milk shake left in the straw

I said "suck on it, theres white stuff coming out of it"

Everyone in mccdonalds was laughing!

It only dawned on me why after my bro explained to me what i said

I used to work for a dentist who entrusted the keys of the practice to me. The office was close to a friend's house. I had to poop so I left her house and decided I would never make it home on time so I stopped off at the office, this was around 1 a.m. As I sat on the toilet the cops came by! I didn't know that the office had an "overnite" (8pm to 8am) alarm that called the cops. Nonetheless, I was fired the very next day. The cops were REALLY scary! They believed me but made me call my employer from the office to verify my identity and to tell him what I was doing there in the office. I was so naive at the time that I didn't even know what the buzzing sound was when I opened the front door. I guess I had to poop so bad, I couldn't think straight. The buzzing sounded distant like it had nothing to do with the office.

I know I've already posted one, but I've got another one.

Back when I was ten, we went on a field trip with 4-H to this place called Conner Prairie, which is like walking into the 1800's. On the bus ride there, I kept coughing and coughing. I didn't feel sick at all, and when my friends asked me if I was okay, I insisted that I was fine. When we arrived, I still had the urge to keep coughing, but I was able to keep most of them in. After a while, we went into this one cabin that was really, really dusty where this guy told us a story. I tried being polite and not cough, but I lost control of it and started coughing like crazy. When we all left the cabin, I ran over to the side of the pathway and threw up mucus all over. It even got on my shirt. I was both absolutely disgusted and horrified at the same time. And of course, because of me, we all had to leave early. Fortunately, no one teased me and they weren't mad at me at all. They all felt sorry for me. My grandma wasn't happy she had to come pick me up two hours early though...

not been unhappy with you .. * however I was not there to see how the call was made or what exactly happended . my post is merily off the post you left. It sounds to me that you may have a severe algeric reaction or were havin g bad allergys on this day .. Was anybody concerned that you may have need to be checked out to make sure your were ok? allergys are part of us all. : some have them some dont some have them worse than others and still other s may not have the severity of allergy.

Valueman

Remember we all do embarising things at one time or another. So please if someone laughs at you , you neeed to ask the question with you or at you. Also please remember if you have a key to your work and you need to use the bathroom. Don't use it .. there are always 24 Hour locations where you can go. Doctors have to protect there patients files , due to the new hippa law. If anyone has questions feel free to pm me or post to this thread.


Valueman

last week i was in the office and i was listening to a person telling me what was going on. she said that our boss who is named "chris" exposed his real motives behind his business actions to a woman called judy from another company during a recent meeting.

i did not pay full attention and i did not register the part where she said "his real motives behind his business actions ".
later that day, someone asked me what the girl said to me, and i said "apparrently chris exposed himself to judy is all i know".

that caused quite a stir, but i did not preconceive the sordid meaning of my abridged comment, so it was accidental.

i was informed the next day of the part i did not hear.

I once did a wet fart in a crowed elevator. For two minutes I was the most unpopular person in the universe.

ruveyn

Most of my embarrassing moments throughout my early high school years involved farting because I had a huge gas problem back then, like it wouldn't go away, and made me have lots of belly aches. Mine were like really really loud though, because I would hold it in as much as I physically could lol. I did it in bible studies, and at school several times. Also lots of moments talking to large groups and sometimes strangers where my voice would get broken up and my hands would start shaking. I have trouble with my hands in large groups of people, I can never do things that take lots of careful hand work in front of large amounts of people. For example I will be holding out a cup walking through a group of people, and I have to hold my cup against my stomach because if I extend my arm it will shake, and when it starts it gets much worse.

Also when I was younger, but not that young, maybe like 8-11. I really was interested in what vaginas looked like, and my younger cousin wanted to know what penis's looked like. We were in a pool though, with foggy water. I showed her mine because I had no shame in my private areas back then. But when I tried to view hers I couldn't see anything. But my older cousin (her brother) told everyone who was at this family gathering thing it took place at, what I did. So yeah I had to bag my family to forget what happened because I was so embarrassed.

This has always been a problem for me, too. I thought I had gotten over it, but once in a while it pops up when I least expect it. Like, last year, I found out that one of the teachers at my kids' school was MY first grade teacher, back in 1973! I walked up to her (outside before school) and introduced myself. Next thing I knew, my hands were shaking and my voice was going all wonky. I HATE it when that happens. I like to think I've pretty much gotten past the point of embarrassment; I'm old enough to know that these things happen, and people generally understand. And if they don't, it's not the end of the world. But even aside from the embarrassment issue, it makes it physically impossible to continue talking in a reasonably sane way. There's not much you can say when your throat is closing up and your mouth is so dry you can't form words properly.

I couldn't give oral presentations in school. I simply could not do it. In elementary school, I just got up there and shook like a leaf, and say "Abadabadababububbub!" and then sit down and want to puke.

In high school I learned that no one would notice or care if I just cut school that day and took an F for the assignment.

In college, I dropped out of classes that required oral presentations.

Same thing here with the presentations, I used to do them up to like high school. Then I stopped, usually teachers were nice about it. I even got it on my I.P. which I think will carry to college. I used to have the same problem over the phone, but I think I've become slightly better at that, though its really hard to tell because I haven't used the phone in months, and its always my really talkative friend, so all I say is "yeah" and "ok" mostly. But the thing with the phone is nobody sees my hands shaking, although people who are around me in the room might .

I hope I have to present less in college, I'll probably get a lower grade if I have to, I've said that many times. But it never happened yet for me.