You Might be an Aspie if...

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try being neat . tidy well in to your 30's and living with your mother (actually she lives with me) get that right people , not that theirs anything wrong with that (sorry Seinfeld was on last night)

...when you are more fulfilled by conversations with A.I. robots than by conversations with actual human beings.
...because you can relate more to said robots...

You have some one who wants to be your friend (for whatever reasons) and it's has you amused and than perplexed , what is wrong with this person?

Are they suffering from some debilitating psychological problem that I should be afraid of ? why would they want to be my friend ? what can I offer them?

Violent self loathing ain't it lovely ?

You come here to be ignored and you don't care .

"You might also be an Aspie if you enjoy balancing coins"
Lmaoo I was stacking coins as I was reading this

Nobody cares about you .

There are pens standing up on end everywhere in your house (the ones with a flat top or bottom). And you keep them like it until someone knocks it down.

[quote="Gazelle"]I can relate to what several people have written here in previous posts. I have not tried the Sims computer game, but would like to someday.

You know you're an Aspie if:

11. Also sometimes you do not have always have common sense even though you are intelligent and are also book smart and not always street smart.

Can relate to this:
1. Getting told your smart but stupid (took a while to comprehend this)
2. Making everyone move seats cos they are just not sitting where they usually do
3. Not eating/drinking stuff that isn't close to room temperature
4. You get along better with your uni tutors than you do with your classmates
5. Your workmates warn new staff you may not appear friendly
6. You get asked a question about social relationships and ask 'can you be more specific' over and over until it becomes really clear
7. You can recite pi to 46 decimal places and describe functions of atoms in minute detail but the appearance of tears renders you quizzical.... The list goes on!

You want to have sex just once, more to satisfy a curiosity than anything else.

Are their any lady's who are like this? Pm me if you wish

... you're moving away from a place where you've felt like crap for a whole year, but you're still feeling anxious about the change.

(Moving tonight, wish me luck)

I've just spent three days reading the entire thread, laughed out loud many times!

Mike 1 wrote: "...You become annoyed when someone says there are 365.25 days in a year when you know that there are really 365.26 days in a year."

Try 365.24 (the next decimals depending on more specific definition of "year").

Joe90 wrote: "...you are on Youtube at about 11 o'clock at night looking up interesting stuff about outer space or something, and you then see a picture of a really scary alian or scary face (which sometimes would come up when looking at things about the planets) and you have to quickly switch off the internet or quickly go onto something else, because you are more sensitive to scary things at night than you are in the day."

I'd say this is an NT thing; aspies are not that jumpy about stuff that does not involve socializing (right?)

You might also be an aspie if...

...you hope the highschool yearbook will mention that you won the national maths olympiad, and instead the majority of the text is about how much you suck at gymnastics, and you had no idea this was an issue at all.
...you get a PhD at 25, and nobody attends the thesis examination.

...you habitually point out the grammatical/spelling errors in newspapers, books, videos, and other's written assignments.
...you point out the professor's mistakes before anyone else notices them (if they even notice at all).