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16 Apr 2023, 7:02 pm

:lol:

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16 Apr 2023, 7:08 pm

It's the Welsh side of my family after all. ^

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16 Apr 2023, 7:14 pm

Why am I not surprised. :roll:

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16 Apr 2023, 7:19 pm

I'm a coal miner's greatgrand daughter.

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16 Apr 2023, 7:42 pm

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You realise your family stories are so bizarre they couldn't be published as fiction.

I must be autistic then because i couldn't make that s**t up.

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16 Apr 2023, 7:51 pm

Raleigh wrote:

IsabellaLinton wrote:

You realise your family stories are so bizarre they couldn't be published as fiction.

I must be autistic then because i couldn't make that s**t up.

I know a good editor.

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17 Apr 2023, 12:35 pm

You might be an Aspie if.....

You feel like a loser a lot of the time.

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17 Apr 2023, 6:03 pm

You might be an Aspie if a person you've never met knocks on your front door
and runs off without saying anything to you.

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23 Apr 2023, 2:07 pm

You might be an Aspie if you stay inside because the weather is too pleasant (because then there are too many people outside to avoid).

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27 Apr 2023, 1:39 pm

You find it frustrating when you and your Allistic bride go to a reasonably familiar restaurant and they ponder over the menu as if they'd never, ever seen it before! (I likely knew most of my order before we left the house.)

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28 Apr 2023, 6:18 pm

You might be an Aspie if you buy groceries at the same grocery store and employees
get annoyed by you being a regular on a daily basis.

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28 Apr 2023, 9:27 pm

If you have over 31,000 on wrong planet

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28 Apr 2023, 10:47 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

You might be an Aspie if you buy groceries at the same grocery store and employees
get annoyed by you being a regular on a daily basis.

Why would they be annoyed with that? Lots of people visit the same supermarket every day.

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28 Apr 2023, 10:54 pm

You can't figure out what is a socially acceptable distance to acknowledge someone from (this is very specific and embarrassing because it seems so simple, but it's not to me and this dilemma haunts me every day at work lol).

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28 Apr 2023, 11:53 pm

Joe90 wrote:

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

You might be an Aspie if you buy groceries at the same grocery store and employees
get annoyed by you being a regular on a daily basis.

Why would they be annoyed with that? Lots of people visit the same supermarket every day.

Indeed. I work at a grocery store and some people come in up to 3 times per day.

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29 Apr 2023, 1:41 am

If you actually respect The Truth.

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