No I am not smart at all..... If I were I would have joined the French Foreign Legion, and gone on some cool adventures, by now, instead of pissing around in China, while my dad takes his time getting me a Visa, while my psychotic NT (and they call US crazy) aunt is trying to kill me with a knife (she tried, but my dad got knicked by it, as he tried to wrestle her down. (Geeee Dad do you think this warrents oh I don't know a trip to the Loony bin for her. What will it take? Her beating or smothering your idiot daughter, my half sister, in a paranoid psychosis fit, as she floats down the Pedong Shanghai river?!?!?!? ).
At least I would have died honourable and gone to Valhalla instead of dying like a nobody...... I could be a hero. I loved how she just grabs my glasses from my face infront of the CHINESE commie police, and they just went meh, as she tore then in half. Chinese people irritate me! always with the honking horns, always with the ugly spitting, always with the noisy yelling...