Fern wrote:
When I was about seven, my sister was sitting in her room reading a book when I passed by her door and observed a small plant sitting on her window sill. The conversation went like this:
Me - "Hey, is that a new aloe plant?"
Sister - "No, it's not"
Me - "Oh, that's funny, it looks like aloe to me, and I'm pretty sure I've never seen it there before."
Sister - "It's called 'sargasm' stupid!"
Somehow I didn't get that my sister was trying to say 'sarcasm'... and for 5 years, I thought 'sargasm' (which is actually a type of seaweed) was closely related to Aloe vera.
Stuff like this still happens to me a lot.