Share some of your Aspergian humor.

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Lo
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27 Feb 2007, 7:55 pm

Q: If a wheel falls off a bus while travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a dog house?
A: None because there are no bones in cottage cheese!

What's brown and sticky? A stick!
What's brown and muddy? Mud!
What's white anc cloudy? A cloud!
What's grey and smokey? Smoke!
What's green and grassy? Grass!
What's yellow and sunny? The sun!
What's round and peachy? A peach!
What's thin and hairy? A hair!
What's soft and furry? Fur!
What's tickly and feathery? A feather!
What's blue and heavy?.....................................a hev!

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27 Feb 2007, 8:49 pm

One of my friends on an instant messenger just asked me for advice about this girl he likes. My knee-jerk response was: "asking me for relationship advice is like asking the Pope for tickets to a Slayer concert!" He thought that was rather amusing.

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27 Feb 2007, 10:56 pm

I saw a t-shirt online that said:

AUTISTIC KIDS ROCK! *picture of a teen on the floor with his knees to his chest rocking back and forth*

... ... ... :roll: ... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ... :oops:

(It is pretty funny..!)

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27 Feb 2007, 11:31 pm

TG wrote:

I saw a t-shirt online that said:

AUTISTIC KIDS ROCK! *picture of a teen on the floor with his knees to his chest rocking back and forth*

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...

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(It is pretty funny..!)

Haha...how much did it cost, I want one... ;^) lol lol lol I saw a shirt like that, but there was no picture; the picture definitely makes it more worth it...

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28 Feb 2007, 12:00 am

:lol: I love Aspie Humor.

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28 Feb 2007, 12:03 am

There's a bunch of funny shirts online nowadays...

I saw one recently that said, "Eye contact is overrated" with a pair of eyes sliding to the left. lol

Then I saw one that said, "Aspie University, Varsity Stim Team" with a block AS and a silhouette of a human. hahaha...that made my day. They had ones that said Autistic University as well, for the auties out there.

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28 Feb 2007, 2:29 am

TG wrote:

I saw a t-shirt online that said:

AUTISTIC KIDS ROCK! *picture of a teen on the floor with his knees to his chest rocking back and forth*

...

...

(It is pretty funny..!)

What was the website you saw the picture on??? Brilliant!

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28 Feb 2007, 3:30 am

Warning* Content may be offensive to some viewers...But most will find this stuff hilarious!*
http://www.tshirthell.com/

I don't think it's there anymore, though... I couldn't find it.

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28 Feb 2007, 7:23 am

TG wrote:

AUTISTIC KIDS ROCK! *picture of a teen on the floor with his knees to his chest rocking back and forth*

...

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28 Feb 2007, 1:41 pm

I recently saw a shirt that said "I'm not a strange neurotypical...I'm a normal autistic." I liked that, it put everyone else on our level.

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03 Mar 2007, 1:13 pm

I posted this elsewhere, but...

Discussing (non-)verbal communication:

Curiously, maybe we have a message that NTs themselves might benefit from. We Aspies are out in the forefront using this marvelous, new, cerebral, evolved facility called "speech". We should try to get the old NTs to use it it bit more often, instead of relying on their dull, antiquated, limbic, atavistic fumbling called "wiggling-your-bits", which we can't be bothered with anymore.

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03 Mar 2007, 7:14 pm

Lau wrote:

haha wiggling bits... I couldn't be bothered with that outdated form of commmunication which NTs rely on far too much...

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03 Mar 2007, 7:25 pm

The funniest thing about this message is that by the time you realize it doesnt say anything its to late to stop reading it.

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04 Mar 2007, 12:29 am

OddCoyote wrote:

The funniest thing about this message is that by the time you realize it doesnt say anything its to late to stop reading it.

wow

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04 Mar 2007, 3:01 pm

OddCoyote wrote:

The funniest thing about this message is that by the time you realize it doesnt say anything its to late to stop reading it.

I actuall had to read that 3 times to understand the point you were having to make; that's aspergian humor. lol

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15 May 2007, 9:16 am

"He um...he (whispered) he actually...died. Yes, he choked. On vomit. But the thing is...it was somebody else's vomit. Well it might have been - well, there's no way to actually prove whose vomit it was..."

'This is Spinal Tap'

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