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naturalplastic
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09 Jul 2015, 1:23 pm

Maybe America should switch to the British "j" pronunciation (like "purging").

We would will still get jokes, but different jokes.

"OH! Ass-PURGer's syndrome! That means that you're an enema! Ar-ar-ar !"


But you would be able to respond:

"Darn RIGHT! I'm an enema of the state! In fact you're talking to 'public enema number one'!"



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09 Jul 2015, 5:41 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
Maybe America should switch to the British "j" pronunciation (like "purging").

We would will still get jokes, but different jokes.

"OH! Ass-PURGer's syndrome! That means that you're an enema! Ar-ar-ar !"


But you would be able to respond:

"Darn RIGHT! I'm an enema of the state! In fact you're talking to 'public enema number one'!"


:lol: :lol: :lol: Love it!



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09 Jul 2015, 9:58 pm

I once had a younger little semi-adopted half-sister who would pronounce Egg-Benedict as Egg-BeneDICK... obviously, her mind was definitely somewhere, hmm, perhaps she would have enjoyed it if I gave her one to squeeze between her legs... (I know I would have actually :oops: )


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10 Jul 2015, 1:35 am

BirdInFlight wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
Maybe America should switch to the British "j" pronunciation (like "purging").

We would will still get jokes, but different jokes.

"OH! Ass-PURGer's syndrome! That means that you're an enema! Ar-ar-ar !"


But you would be able to respond:

"Darn RIGHT! I'm an enema of the state! In fact you're talking to 'public enema number one'!"


:lol: :lol: :lol: Love it!


Ass Purger Syndrome will purge this world of Bull s**t.



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10 Jul 2015, 1:50 am

Ban-Dodger wrote:
I once had a younger little semi-adopted half-sister who would pronounce Egg-Benedict as Egg-BeneDICK... obviously, her mind was definitely somewhere, hmm, perhaps she would have enjoyed it if I gave her one to squeeze between her legs... (I know I would have actually :oops: )


EggBeenaDick
DickTaterShip
RiDickulous



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10 Jul 2015, 5:21 am

The problem is that you can't control who discovers something or how it gets named.

There are guys with names like Dick Large who open a business in their own name. Let the jokes commence.



Extra points if you get the Easter Egg joke in this scene. 8)