onefourninezero wrote:
I used to carry it for emergencies only but now my school requires me to carry a phone at all times because they have some batch text messaging thing which sends out messages if a lesson is cancelled. ...
school children told that they HAVE to carry potentially DNA corrupting, cancer-producing objects. WTF!?

That is completely unacceptable!
Im actually quite angry now!
If you like i could write them a strongly worded letter telling them to go f**k themselves.