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Liverbird
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25 Jan 2008, 1:35 pm

lastcrazyhorn wrote:
Ana54 wrote:
lastcrazyhorn wrote:
Ana54 wrote:

Wear blue lipstick, latex gloves, a Scottish kilt, a pocket watch around your neck on a thin piece of twine, an Army Surplus jacket, a tutu as a shirt, watches on your wrists and ankles and fingers, a pink silk sash with a pocket watch dangling from it, and no shoes. Say you're there for depression though, not an attention-craving disorder or AS-like stuff or OCD.


That's odd? Boy, I'd better tell the guy I knew in undergrad who dressed almost exactly like that . . . lol.


Okay, how about a pair of pink nylons with a pair of bright flowered bikini panties over them, a dress shirt with a built-in bowtie, a Jewish prayer cap, a steel-toed work boot on one foot and a leather sandal on another, strings of unmatching beads hanging over both ears, and long hair or a long-haired wig in five ponytails?


Actually, that's pretty close to some of the outfits that I wore as a freshman in undergrad. :) Except, you didn't mention a spiked dog collar or a multi-colored beanie.


I was thinking the same thing. This sounds like normal life to me! Hmmm......


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25 Jan 2008, 1:39 pm

Ticker wrote:
Just wanted to start a new thread for funny ideas to screw with your psych's head during sessions. I know I'm bad, but I like messing with these people who think they know so much about us. I swear I think I will sit and rock the whole time at my session tomorrow just to bug her since she says I have such mild AS.
Why do you even go then?



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25 Jan 2008, 2:06 pm

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I would put a stop payment on the check you wrote to her then skip town :lol:

That is too funny :D



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25 Jan 2008, 3:20 pm

merr wrote:
Why do you even go then?


Because I'm in a state program that sends me for therapy at no charge. And I know I have problems and I do want help, but they're just not helping me because they aren't communicating with me in a way that I can respond back to. They are also focusing on the wrong problem and trying more to label me with depression as the main problem and pain management when my main problem is having to relive the traumas inflicted upon me over and over again day and night. :?