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Racer_J
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15 May 2007, 9:40 am

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"He um...he (whispered) he actually...died. Yes, he choked. On vomit. But the thing is...it was somebody else's vomit. Well it might have been - well, there's no way to actually prove whose vomit it was..."

'This is Spinal Tap'

I only remember bits and pieces of the movie because it was long ago and I didn't quite get it, but I remembered this part

"..................these go to eleven." (wondering what the interviewer doesn't understand about it)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akaD9v460yI[/youtube]

My lousy fender only goes to 10.

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15 May 2007, 9:46 am

Despair is a place you go when you have nothing. So it would be useful to know where it is just in case.

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15 May 2007, 9:50 am

Embarrassment is half laughter half tears

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15 May 2007, 10:01 am

That kid from bad santa.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_hk2OEfOH0[/youtube]

"You mean, drop me on my head? How can they drop me onto my own head?"

Sometimes my aspieness gets me responses like that, but never quite that harsh...

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15 May 2007, 10:02 am

I like opera apart from the singing

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15 May 2007, 10:04 am

and the acting

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15 May 2007, 10:05 am

and the costumes

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15 May 2007, 10:05 am

come to think of it I don't really like the orchestra

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15 May 2007, 10:07 am

there are better things than spending three hours looking through binoculars at posh people

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15 May 2007, 10:15 am

i saw a guy driving by me in a car with a license plate (i always notice) that said SKD MRK.-skid mark?
i died laughing and almost wrecked trying to get a pic of him with my phone.

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15 May 2007, 10:27 am

Graelwyn wrote:

I had best not share my funny stories as most involve farts. :oops:

And are most likely far too unintellectual for the majority here :lol:

I was walking with a friend and her boyfriend at the time, several years ago. It was a breezy night, and all of a sudden the boyfriend moved from walking alongside us to walking directly in front of his girlfriend. When asked what he was doing, he replied, "I'm walking before you to break wind." He meant that he was shielding her from the wind, but it came out the wrong way...

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15 May 2007, 10:33 am

cowlypso wrote:

Graelwyn wrote:

I had best not share my funny stories as most involve farts. :oops:

And are most likely far too unintellectual for the majority here :lol:

Along time ago, me and my mom and brothers were at a drive through.
my mom had ordered our meals, burgers and stuff and instead of ordering a regular burger for herself she ordered one with cheese and said "I'd like to cut the cheese."
and the lady at the ordering machine said "what?!?"
my mom yelled "I WOULD LIKE TO CUT THE CHEESE."
we died laughing and they gave us funny looks when we pulled up to pay.
we all laughed the whole way home.

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15 May 2007, 10:43 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBeguUvuDzs&mode=related&search=[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz1KHb-B7fo&mode=related&search=[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWiaeMvYuBc&mode=related&search=[/youtube]

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15 May 2007, 12:02 pm

the other day i was looking at this person, pretending to read my book. i couldn't figure out if it was a girl or a boy. and they noticed me looking so i tried to be nonchalant but it didn't work. i kept trying to figure it out and i looked at his/her shirt.

the shirt said "Keep looking, maybe I'll do a trick."

then i kept rereading the shirt, because i did not get it at first.

then the "aha" moment finally came and I tried not to look again.
that shirt was hilarious and i was probably rude.

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15 May 2007, 4:02 pm

This is a hilarious take on an 80s educational film called "Look Around You". It's really funny, though it doesn't appeal to everyone. Check out the other ones on YouTube!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiMWJ1xBo8w[/youtube]

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15 May 2007, 4:20 pm

davethecave wrote:

People can be divided into 10 groups;

those that understand binary and those who don't.

on a similar note, there are 3 kinds of people in the world;
those that think theres 3 kinds of people & those that don't

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