Starship WrongPlanet: The washing the cat adventure! 6/26/05

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Think Those penguins did something wierd to my mindware... Do we have a cybernetics technician on board? of course you do. Wouldnt have let me (a cyborg) on otherwise. THink this bug is impairing my judgement.

Mr.Ghosthunter volunteers as one of the
party for this morlock expedition!

Assistant Engineer Morlock, I shall go with you!
Pyraxis? what do you say?

Captain Dunctvis! What's going on in the
Bridge?

Commander Civet needs to be put in the
energy shield cell so she won't escape?

From author-any volunteers to take Commander
Civet to energy shield cell?

Dragons pretended to get what Morlock was saying and walked to the other side of the room to get away from the penguins. But they followed. "Go away!"

To IlikeDragons,

Enjoying yourself so far in this adventure!
and no you didn't die a horrible death,
I did promise that!

The narrator! Ghosthunter

Some no-named members of Pyraxis's staff
drag the body away from the scene to be held
for a later part of the story!

The shuttle is readied!
and Mr.Ghosthunter, I assume Pyraxis!
and Assistant Morlock proceed accordingly
to Morlocks idea of getting a close look!

the ship proceeds backwards away from the
wormhole using whatever is neccessary
to pull it away.

Hmmmmm?
This is getting intense and interesting!

You forgot I'm getting followed by penguins everywhere.

Re: IlikeDragons

She manages to avoid the penguins and stumble
into the ? Where do you want to stumble into?

The holodeck? Filled with more penguins.

to IlikeDragons!

I bet after this adventure penguins won't look
the same again! Into the holodeck you go!

What scenerio would you like asks "LowFreq"?

You pick. I just thought a penguin cult would be funny.

The ship successfully avoids the worm hole and
on the screen are penguins invading his screen!

"LOW FREQ" get those penguins off the admirals
screen. Low Freq with his unnamed long Penguin
zappin device herds them off as they do cheer
leader moves and looking quite happy!


Hmmmmph! Hmmmph! I see that you had some
trouble on Planet Wet'O'Dream? And why is there
a temporary wormhole??????

Your suppose to be incomspicuous! HmmmPh

Admiral Sir!, say Captain Dunctvis! "Why are you
here at this wrong moment?"

Hmmmmmm? Says Admiral Alex! "I had a pair of
lawerly weasels give me a report of some legal
actions against you with some BIG FOOT?????

AND THIS SMELLY LAWERLY ONE ASKED ME
QUESTIONS WITH A VERY LARGE CLIPBOARD!


Hmmmph! Can you explain what has and
is going on!

How bout the penguins kidnap me? Or is it to much like Prometheus getting kidnapped?

From the narrator! "smart move, big brass are
going at it right now!"

Hmmmmm? I will get to this story part in a few!

From Ships Computer!
"low freq" at your service, I heard penguin cult?
We have plenty I can send you! <beam>
and millions of penguins(freeing the ship from
their mischievious behaviiour) are bowing at your
feet and submit to your female soothing wills and
request!
Ooooh! by the way, say's "lowfreq"
have fun and they like doing carnival tricks!

Low freq out: Whew! he thinks silently! as the
ship is temporarily penguin free except for a
few stragglers he couldn't find!

I think this shores up the adventure for now.
If you folks continue to add to it-awesome!

I thank Civet for being a good sport!

I welcome Morlock to the ship formally-
"I hope you enjoyed this little adventure?"

I thank Blackliger, to whoms character is
still in limbo until he decided to get himself
out of limbo! Which I hope is quite soon!

I formally welcome IlikeDragons to the ship
and I hope you enjoyed this little adventure
I put you in?

And to all those who helped piece it together
Thanks!

If you guys continue it awesome! If not,
It was fun!

Ghosthunter

Stuck in limbo
"Ach, this aint funny. Beam me back right now, ye lardbags, or e'll tar and feather ye!"
Feels the tingle of a transporter. A room fades into veiw, but it isn't the transporter of the Wrongplanet.......
"Ach, noo. Where am Ey noo then?"
Is clubbed across the back of the head, and falls on the floor, swearing like Billy Conoly....
Unknown: Well, lets see how the Wrongplanet stands up to our attack without their engineer and computer programmer! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Note, teh unknown isn't Bill Gates...... Its someone else..........

Dragons is sitting on some kind of throne and wearing a crown the penguins made. She's surrounded by hundreds of them. "Helllp!"