Eating noises definitely annoy me, but only when they're over-the-top. In the break room where I work, some people (err, mostly immigrants) just chew everything with their mouths wide open, gnashing and gnawing to their hearts' content. It is so cringeworthy, I usually switch tables to be as far away from the offender as possible. I don't care if it makes me look rude! The loud chewer is rude himself, and clearly ill-bred. When you chew with such reckless abandon and lack of regard for other people's peace and quiet, it definitely says something about your upbringing; i.e. it paints you as, well, kinda trashy and low-class. It doesn't matter what sector of society you come from; everyone should be taught basic etiquette, which is at its core about respect for others. As much as the id in you wants to eat everything with gusto, *nobody* else wants to hear that. If the food you're eating is delicious, it will remain delicious whether you slurp it with your mouth hanging wide open, or chew small, sensible bites with your mouth closed. I know that not every culture has these rules about eating, but MAN I wish people would make a better effort to ASSIMILATE. Of course, that's not entirely fair, considering that many born-and-bred Americans are just as bad. And that's back to the whole "poor upbringing" thing.
I mean, I know that you can't, and shouldn't be expected to, eat food completely noiselessly. Some foods are, per se, louder than others, like crunchy foods. Crunching doesn't bother me, it's those unnecessary swishing, slurpy sounds and the way some people eat as if they are literally *starving,* desperately clanking their utensils in their bowls/plates to shovel food down their throats as quickly as possible. Anyone who eats this way should try to pace their meals better throughout the day so that they are not starving by the time they sit down to a meal. For the record, thorough chewing is a good thing, and important to do because it's better for digestion. I've read that you should chew your food until it's completely liquid. Well, I don't really have the patience to chew that much (plus it sounds gross) but you should chew it well, just chew with your teeth; don't smack your lips, swish, make throaty/gutteral sounds, etc.
I just wanted to add, the to person who said that his dog's eating noises bothered him so much that it led him to physically hurt his pet: That is not ok. Pets should be taught general obedience and boundaries, but are definitely not subject to the same table manners as humans. They're animals; they aren't mindful of how others perceive them; certainly not their chewing. They eat according to their instincts. If you are physically hurting your dog and you think it's the dog's fault because he can't eat silently, then you should not be having any pets whatsoever and you need help with your anger issues. That kind of behavior (abuse of animals) is psychotic and can be a precursor to violence toward other people.
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