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15 May 2007, 7:32 pm

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who think there are two kinds of people, and those who know it's not that simple.

BTW, all the Tshirts mentioned above (and many more!) can be found at one of my favorite sites, CafePress.com. Just put "Aspergers" in the search bar, and enjoy!

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15 May 2007, 8:26 pm

Attn. Guests, Re. My Cats:

"They live here. You don't."

"You call it a cat. I call it a small, four-legged child with excess fur who doesn't speak like we do. I have no trouble with any of this."

"Women and cats do as they please, and men and dogs should just relax and get used to the idea."

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15 May 2007, 9:04 pm

9CatMom, you'd probably appreciate one of the shirts at CafePress:

<Cartoon of a cat>
THIS IS A CAT.
Not a defective dog.
It is very happy being a cat.
Autism - it's a difference, not a disease.

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15 May 2007, 11:23 pm

0_equals_true wrote:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBeguUvuDzs&mode=related&search=[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz1KHb-B7fo&mode=related&search=[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWiaeMvYuBc&mode=related&search=[/youtube]

I've already watched these before. They are brilliant!

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15 May 2007, 11:28 pm

9CatMom wrote:

Do you have this calander?:
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/bookse ... 435637&z=y

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15 May 2007, 11:49 pm

An emo kid walks into a bar.

Ouch.

Another emo kid walks into a bar.

Ouch.
The second one was expressing his individuality.

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16 May 2007, 8:51 am

That cat calendar looks cute!

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16 May 2007, 9:07 am

There are three kinds of people in the world: Those who can count to three, and those who can't...

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18 May 2007, 5:07 pm

9CatMom wrote:

That cat calendar looks cute!

I read the third quote you posted in that calander. I think the photographer said it.

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19 May 2007, 7:23 am

This isn't my own joke, but I still love it.

What is non-oriental and lives in the sea?
Mobïus Dick.

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19 May 2007, 7:28 am

I heard this joke in the graphic novel Watchmen, so I'll share it here:

A man goes into a shrink's, and says that he's feeling depressed, that he can't live life as well as he used to. After listing his woes, the man gets this from the shrink:

"Listen, there is a good comedian in town, Pagliacci. Go to see his act, and cheer up. That might help you."

The man says:

"Doctor, I am Pagliacci."

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